Sir we have contacted DP they are posting sufficient pers to the unit

However the guys posted here are dischaging at a rate never seen

We should immediately withdraw any hope of posting from our dwindling workforce

See it is done, especially ARA's and Engine runners

Sir, they are also discharging

We're fucked

I want the XO, SQN WOFF, SENGO, WOE Maint and workshops

What are you cats doing

Those ungrateful enlisted peasants

I have given them all trips to PNG, and the solomons

Well at least we have the MER to raise their Morale

Because we are screwed if that ever goes

DP will pillage this Unit's entitlement for pers

And post those cunts to Amberly

Fucking 35 and 36SQN

Sir have you not heard, Its Canned

Are you telling me a joke

No Sir we are still doing Dwells though

The boys dont give a fuck about a Dwell

How are the Lingers supposed to get IR current for a couple of months