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We have some important news to tell you, Alex
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Your dear friend, Dean, has made an important decision
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that somewhat resembles a committment..
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..to his future and to becoming an adult.
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Get fucked what are you talking about?
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Dean with the moon face?
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Dean has decided to get married.
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He's marrying Debbie in like 3 weeks.
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Please leave and get me
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and bung dung
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WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CUNT!
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HE'S COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY COOKED IT..
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If he thinks,
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for one second, he can convince anyone he's STRAIGHT!
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Oh this guy switches sides like Mussolini.
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The bloke is gay and everybody knows it!
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Gay and everybody knows it.
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He takes dick..
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How else could he work with vaginas all day without cracking a fat. Explain it to me anyone, go on?!
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Listen, I'm pretty sure he likes girls..
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HE BLEW ME!
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He did it! He blew me!
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Hang on, but doesn't that make you gay for receiving it?
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Oh of course you'd say that.. You've always wanted a piece of the führer's bratwurst.
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And another thing.. remember when he bought us all Step One underwear that time? Surely that is suggestive of something?
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Though I have to say those Step One undies are pretty awesome.
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My old undies used to go directly up mein bott bott and fell apart in like a year!
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And it would hurt, oh how it would hurt!
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That's really what Mein Kampf is about. I actually like the Jews!
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Anyway, enough underwear chat for one day.
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He's getting hitched! The hairy gorilla is getting hitched!
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Get your head around that.
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And Debbie..
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.. she's actually an attractive, self-respecting woman with a prosperous future!
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How did that nerd land anything other than a lawsuit for professional misconduct!
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On that note, I'm fairly certain he didn't go into proctology .. because he knew he'd be assaulting every male patient, the homo!
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Did I mention he is of the gay!?
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It's OK, Broné.
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It's called a Napoleon complex.
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When I was 13, during a sleep over...
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George jerked off in the spare bed next to me.
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I was awake.
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That prick. He jizzed.
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He told me he kept it in the foreskin and called it a "hushie".
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Now you understand why I am, the way I am.
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Congratulations, Dean xx
