*Keenser Enters the Room*

*Some Idiot designer talking*

*Old Man speaking*

We have noticed that some players have been moving too fast

Mein Fuhrer we haven't finished most of G5 yet

Yes we haven't completed the ship abilities, the research trees and we have empty systems.

*Old Man visibly enraged*

What the fuck do you mean it's not finished yet. You have had 2 years to finish it. How long do you need.

Non idiot designers leave the room now!

Mr 1500 Hostile Cap and his 2 buddies

What the fuck! What do we tell our players now!

They spend their hard earned money and we take away the only fun part of the game they enjoy!

*Starbound and Sierra upset because they have to deal with VIP Discord*

What were you thinking! Just fix the fucking game!

Are you incompetetent? Useless? Don't give a damn?

But we can blame it on bots!

Who gives a shit about the bots, they're slow and inefficient!

But mein Fuhrer only 0.01% of the players reach 1500 hostiles per day why does it matter?

Because we are stopping them from what they enjoy doing you idiot

Use your damn brain stop looking for a scape goat

Sierra contemplating resigning

Delta's replacement coming for interview instantly regretting her decision

Revert the damn change you idiot all this does is hurt our biggest spenders and players

They pay your wages did you not think about that you clowns

Jesus Christ, now what am I going to tell Walter when profits are down

Sierra: it's okay Starbound it's not our fault that the design team are idiots. We'll try to keep profits up

Delta's replacement thinking "Holy santa clause shit"

This better be fixed by end of week. Absolutely idiotic change. You're lucky you still have your jobs, never do something like this again