00:01.1
00:14.7
The Tech house stage is the place where we can shelve the most pingas, its straegically the most ideal spot in the whole festival.
00:14.8
00:22.3
What time are all the up and coming hard working producers playing?
00:22.4
00:26.0
My Furher.....
00:26.1
00:36.0
My Furher.... They have booked Dom Dolla to headline the festival once again.
00:50.1
00:58.2
Those who think 'Pump The breaks' is the greatest tech house track of 2021 leave the room....
01:08.8
01:14.0
THAT FARKKING INDUSTRY PLANT. THAT MEDIOCRE HACK
01:15.9
01:19.6
THAT TWAT RELEASES 1 TRACK A YEAR AND PLAYS EVERY FESTIVAL ON THIS FARKING PLANET
01:21.5
01:29.1
EVERY CUNT WORSHIPS HIM LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST, HE FARTS AND PEOPLE THINK ITS BEETHOVENS UNFINISHED SHYMPHONY.
01:29.2
01:34.7
ALL I WANT IS TO HEAR SOME INNOVATIVE DANCE MUSIC, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
01:34.8
01:38.1
MY FURHER TAKE IT WENT GOLD IN AUSTRALIA
01:38.2
01:41.1
FUCK TAKE IT AND ITS CHIPMUNK VOCALS, IF I WANTED TO HEAR CHIPMUNKS I'D SHELVE A NANG AND MAKE BETTER SOUNDS
01:41.2
01:44.3
MY FURHER DOM DOLLA IS THE SINGLE GREATEST TECH HOUSE ARTIST TO COME OUT OF AUSTRALIA
01:44.4
01:49.2
I MISS THE DAYS WHEN DJ'S ACTUALLY TRIED, WHEN THEY PUT OUT MORE THAN 1 TRACK A YEAR, IS THAT SO CRAZY TO ASK?
01:49.3
01:56.4
DJ'S USE TO HAVE PASSION FOR THEIR CRAFT, THEY USE TO TRY AND INVOATE.BUT NOW THEY JUST RECYCLE THE SAME FARKING SAMPLE PACKS AND RE USE PRESET SOUNDS.
01:58.7
02:10.3
IT'S CRIMINAL WHAT THESE HACKS WILL GET AWAY WITH, AND NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING? AM I LOSING MY MIND OR WILL THESE COWARDS WAKE UP AND TAKE A STAND?
02:12.3
02:16.6
THERE ARE A MILLION OTHER DJ'S BUSTING THERE ASS, AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEM!
02:21.1
02:28.8
I JUST WANT A FESTIVAL LINEUP THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME RECYCLED ACTS, YEAR IN YEAR OUT.
02:34.5
02:45.5
IM SICK OF SEEING FISHER FLICK HIS FUCKING WRISTS AND PLAY PRE RECORDED SETS, THAT CUNT WAS THE LEAST TALENTED HALF OF CUT SNAKE.
02:47.8
02:55.1
WE ALL KNOW THAT CHRIS LAKE PRODUCES ALL OF HIS TRACKS AND THE ONE TIME HE ACTUALLY MAKES HIS OWN IT SOUNDS LIKE A RAT RAPING ANOTHER RAT WITH DOWN SYNDROME.
02:57.5
03:01.7
DON'T WORRY I GOT US EARLY BIRD VIP TICKETS
03:03.3
03:15.1
I MISS THE DAYS OF DAFT PUNNK SAMPLING DISCO HOUSE RECORDS, AT LEAST THOSE FRENCH FUCKS HAD TALENT.
03:15.2
03:25.3
IT IS A WRAP FOR THIS GARBAGE SPIN OFF OF DANCE MUSIC CALLED TECH HOUSE
03:28.2
03:37.8
I WILL NEVER GO TO ANOTHER EDM FESTIVAL FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE.
03:42.5
03:50.0
BOOK ME TICKETS TO ASTROWORLD