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[Bowser laughs]
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Oh, Charleyyy! That's not how you brush your teeth, boy.
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[Making chickens sounds]
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Ha ha ha! Charleyyy? Your killing me. Oscar! Oscar!
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Who is calling while Charleyyy's on?! It better be inportant!
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Yes! It's this father of Bowser Junior?
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Yes I am! AND WHO IS THIS?! AND WHY ARE YOU INTERRUPTING MY SHOWS?!
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I'm sorry for interruping your show, sir. But I had to call you to notify you about your son failing all of his classes!
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WHAT?! He's failing?
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Yes! He's failing pretty badly
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and he has a final exam this Friday.
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And if he fails that exam, I...
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[Bowser] I'm still here.
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I will fail hin. I will kick him out of the school!
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Do you got that? So, I would recommend that you encourage him to study!!
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Oh! I'll make sure he studys and passes it.
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Good! Have a nice day.
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01:43.2
All right! Bye!
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I can't believe he doesn't want to study. I'll show him studying!
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Hm Hm! I'll teach how to study.
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[Whistling]
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Come on! Just home! Ooo! I bet you won't walk to that front door! Ooo!
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Oh, my backpack is so heavy! There's so many books.
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I can't wait to get inside and get something to eat.
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Stupid boy! Stupid, you! What the hell is wrong with you?!
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I'm sick and tired of you! You haven't been studying, haven't you? Huh? Huh?
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Dont hit me. Just, don't hit me!
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You liar! Stop being a liar to me, boy! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
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Your failing all of your classes!! All of them!!
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Every single one of your fails you haven't any of your work!
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It's just it's really hard, dad.
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No, it's not!! I can't do it!!! I got my education!!!
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But Dad, it's really hard!
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You know what? I gonna whip you in front of Chief Pee Pee!
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Bowser Junior is going to be home from school in any moment now, and he wants me to fix his stupid Lunchable. God!
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What am I doing with my life?
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Wait? What's that noice?
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Shut up! Shut up! I'm not going to beat you. I'm whip you in front of Chief Pee Pee. Now, shut up and be quiet and don't move. You better not move!
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Cheif Pee Pee!!
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Yes, Lord Bowser.
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Guess what my little retard did?!
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Uh. I don't know. I'm not gonna guess.
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HE'S FAILING ALL OF HIS CLASSES!
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03:34.0
Whoa ho ho! Man, that sounds like it sucks.
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I know, right? Now, I have a question.
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If his was your son, what would you do to him?
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Hmmm. If that was my son, then I would probably whip him. Yeah!
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03:53.0
I would beat him and I would let me have a chance at beating him if I was you. Like let me get him. Whack at him! You know. Heh heh.
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Yeah! That's exactly what I'll do.
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No! Dad! NO, NO, NO!
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Your about to get it now! Ooo! Don't run from me!
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Don't you run from me! Don't... ...you... ...run... ...from... ...me!
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Why are failing... ...your... ...classes?!
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Because... ...stop... ...because it's really hard.
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NO EXCUSES! WHY ARE YOU FAILING YOUR CLASSES?!
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Because it's really hard! I need help! I need help!
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So, you say you need a tutor?
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Yes! I need a tutor! I need a tutor!
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I wonder who I'm gonna get to tutor him.
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But Bowser, I don't want to tutor your son!
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Then I give you a choice!
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I didn't think so.
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Now you're gonna tutor my son and your gonna make sure he get's all of the knowledge that he needs to pass his final exam
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for tomorrow!
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You got that?
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That means every single subject.
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Your gonna get his little bitty itty bitty stupid retarded him of his! Okay?
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Make sure he knows the material, or I'm-a beat both of you
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with an extension cord!!
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While your naked!!
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No! Not an extension cord!
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Yes, I would do it! I promise I would do it!
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Now, you make sure he knows all the material
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and you make sure you learn all the material.
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You got that?!
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You got that?!
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Yes. Just don't hit me!
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Hurry up! And get it all done!
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I'm-a be back here SOON!!
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Chief Pee Pee, we got to learn right now! We got to learn.
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What is this material you have to learn, you stupid boy?
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Okay, I'll go get it.
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Okay, Chief Pee Pee. This is what I need to learn for my test tomrrow.
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Okay. Let me see what you got here.
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Okay. Calculus? Wow.
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What is this? Japanese simples?
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And spelling?
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Wait? What grade are you in, boy?
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Kindergarten.
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Kindergarten?
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And you have calculus homework?
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Yeah. My teacher said if I don't know this by tomorrow, then I'm stupid and dumb.
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What? The only thing you're suppose to do in kindergarten is spelling.
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I don't know how to do calculus or know how to read this Chinese Japanese crap!
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Well then, who are we gonna get to teach because I need to know this by tomorrow!!
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Well, well, well, sounds like you guys need some work done.
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What? Hell no please, Toad!
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Just leave! Your no type of help around here.
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But Chief Pee Pee, he might be able to help us.
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No. I'm telling you, he does more harm than good. He stabbed me once!
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Yes. In my eye.
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[laughs] Chief Pee Pee? Your so silly.
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I just thought you needed help with your homework. I'm kinda a genius!
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So, do you or not?
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Yes! I need help with my homework. I need help with it.
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No! Don't say that! You don't need no help! I got you.
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No, no! I want his help. I want his help.
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Okay. Just drop me a beat!
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All right. I'll drop you a beat!
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Okay. Never mind about that beat! I got my own. Kick it!!
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[Music Playing]
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Oh no! I'm sorry. I can't do this.
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I have to leave. Bye, guys! Like, I don't know any calculus. I'm not that smart. Hm!
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That was so cool, Chief Pee Pee.
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What? That's was cool?
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Did you even learn anything from that?
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No, but it's sounded awesome! Can he do it again?
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No, we cannot do it again. It was a waste of time from the begining!
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But, I want him to do it AGAIN!!!
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No! We need to hurry up and get done your work. I don't really know how to do none of this hard stuff right here.
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Not none of the Chinese jiber-jabber.
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But can kinda spell. So let's do this.
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Okay. What's #1? I don't know how to spell #1.
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Hmmm. It has a tail and has spots in it. So, I'm thinkin-
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It's a cow. -It's a dog.
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It's a cow.
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Does it look like it has horns, man. It's three letters, bro.. Dog!
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Okay. What's the second one, Chief Pee Pee?
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The secound one is your mother!
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I don't get it, Chief Pee Pee. -Oh! I kill myself!
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My mom's a turtle like me. -Just move on!
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Okay. What's the third one, Chief Pee Pee?
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Okay. It has wheels and it rhymes with car.
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It's a truck!
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No. It's a car. -Well, how do you spell "car".
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This were learning to do. Your learn how to spell "car". Now, spell "car".
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I'll help you. It starts with a C-A-R. Now spell "car".
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Uh. I don't know, Chief Pee Pee! This is hard!
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I just gave you the danm answer!! Spell it!
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Oh my God. I swear to God! I will stab you, right now.
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Le-le-let's get to the fourth one.
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Well, the fourth one... ...it... ...looks like it has sticks and...
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..um... ...I don't know. I guess a cereal bowl. Bowl?
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It might be "bowl".
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Where did you go?! Junior?!
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[grumbles] Junior?! Where did you go?!
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Yay! I'm riding my horsea!
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Uh, excuse me. What the hell our you doing?!
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Um. Riding my horsea.
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No! Your suppose to be doing your homework. Do you not remember?
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Well, you were doing so good on the homework that I decided to take a break and ride my horsea.
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No! Get off.
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No! No! My horsea! No! My horsea!
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No, Chief Pee Pee! I want to ride my horsea! I want to ride my horsea!
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Look, boy! You're not about to ride a horsea, okay? We have homework to finish. Did you forget about that!
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But, I don't want to do homework! Homework sucks! It's stupid and dumb!
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I don't want to do your homework, okay? But it has to be done
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because I'm not getting beat up with an extension cord, naked!
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Well, Chief Pee Pee, this is useless. All you know how to do is spell and we still got to do calculus
