00:00.2
00:04.0
Well it appears that the plan for Keith didnt work!
00:06.0
00:12.3
We detonated the charges, but the caravan took most of the hit.
00:14.7
00:16.8
The tunnel was blocked for hours.
00:18.0
00:22.9
You mean to tell me that Uncle Albert will be in Malaga.
00:23.3
00:29.4
Erm, well Luke.
00:29.5
00:41.8
Sponge, we did say we should give them Mase. We know Stone's a pitch n putt course.
00:53.3
01:00.8
Pand, Liam & Steve stay here. Everyone else fuck off out.
01:12.2
01:18.4
I fucking told you I wanted Keith, you know how dangerous he is, especially on that handicap.
01:18.5
01:24.1
I bet Bobs laughing his cock off... fuckin spiders.
01:24.6
01:31.2
He's gone up a shot, just like Noel.
01:31.3
01:34.1
And do get me started on Gaz.
01:34.2
01:38.0
Every year "I'll be off 18".
01:38.8
01:39.6
So this year, what's he off 20....
01:40.4
01:42.8
Come on Sponge that's your Dad, just because he's had lessons.
01:43.8
01:45.9
Bollocks I don't give a shit.
01:46.5
01:48.8
Sponge, it's ok though, Sev hits his ME 300 yards now
01:49.3
01:53.7
Sev... Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee Donkey.
01:55.0
02:03.6
Has he found the water yet? must have asked everyone on the tee last year.
02:03.7
02:13.9
"where dya get the water fraaam, where dya get the water fraaam where dya get the water fraaam "
02:14.0
02:19.5
Pand, I hope you've got those gears this year pal.
02:19.6
02:22.3
I am not losing this tour to the Go Compare bloke.
02:27.6
02:30.7
The stupid Welsh twat.
02:30.7
02:32.3
At least we've got Angelo,
02:32.4
02:38.8
MVP last few tours we have 3 points on the board at least.
02:41.6
02:44.0
Where is he anyway?
02:44.9
02:46.8
I haven't seen much of him these last few months.
02:47.3
02:51.1
Does he still think he's the Cheshire Tommy Shelby with his racehorses.
02:51.2
03:01.9
I am sure the last kebab we had from his chippy wasn't real lamb, and that horse hasn't ran for a bit has it.
03:04.0
03:07.6
It's ok, Ang isnt coming this year, he's in Mykonos.
03:14.9
03:18.2
Well I suppose it could be worse couldn't it.
03:18.2
03:23.9
We could be doing karaoke like we have these last few years.
03:24.0
03:27.6
Think I dodged a bullet there lads,
03:31.4
03:34.6
Jaz had to sing didn't he last time when Pand was bottom,
03:38.8
03:48.3
good job there's no fantasy league this year.
03:52.7
03:58.4
I don't think I could perform infront of all those people
