Colonel, the PJHQ J8 audit team has completed its work

After visiting Abuja, Makurdi and Owode

It has become clear that TURUS finances are in total disarray

And the entire operation will now be closed down

Surely, all they need to do is check the receipts to see that we have accounted for everything

[COS]

Colonel...

BMATT...

There are no receipts for anything purchased by BMATT in the last 19 years.

Even the DDA's cleaner

Everyone except the Chief of Staff, SO2 J3/5, and the Chief Clerk is to leave the room.

THE PREVIOUS COS TOLD ME EVERYTHING WAS FINE!

HE SAID EVERYTHING WAS BEING DONE IN LINE WITH POLICY

HE TOLD ME THAT BMATT HAD LEFT PERFECT FINANCIAL RECORDS

[LOE LEADS]

[SO2 LAND]

[SO2 AIR]

HOW CAN I GO BACK TO THE GUARDS DIVISION AS THE MAN WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCKING RECEIPT

I MIGHT AS WELL SIGN OFF NOW BEFORE THIS SHIT GOES DOWN LIKE THE HINDENBURG

[COS] Sir, since I arrived we've rectified many of the issues--

YOU ARE, AT BEST, GOING TO GET B- DEV/DEV AS A RESULT OF THIS SHIT SHOW

[COS] Colonel, there is still time to prepare a--

You couldn't make this better even if you had five surnames

You're supposed square me away while I play tennis with the DA

But all you do is quote JSPs and policies at me like a six foot fucking parrot

Maybe if you lived in Lawani, you'd understand how lonely it is being the boss

[LOE Leads]

[SO2 Land and SO2 Air]

[SO3 STRATCOM]

We might as well call Owode 'Atlantis' at this fucking point

And as for Bauchi