SATIRE: Hillary Considering 'Bagel Head' Body Mod to Garner Youth Vote

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Hillary Clinton, it has been said, by a number of informed commentators on the political scene that unravels before us in all it's strangeness, 'would do anything short of going nude for Playboy, to become the next President of the United States.'

Inside sources claim she is lately considering the 'bagel head' body mod look, achieved by injection of silicon into the forehead.

"She thinks," said her husband Bill, "that it would grab all those loose votes that are flying around in political cyber space, that don't have a candidate that can truly feel wha they are feeling, so Hillary thinks if she had a bagel-head injection modification, she could then feel what they are feeling much more accurately and hence garner their votes one, two, three!"

Will the former first lady take the plunge?

Will she get a bagel-head mod to get to the Presidency?

Let's wait and see.

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