00:00.0
00:02.6
Deebo and DADams went huge for us on Christmas
00:02.7
00:06.5
Nick Chubb made an elite third point of attack
00:06.6
00:14.5
Reasonable Sunday performances should hold off Doug’s players from Cincinnati and Dallas.
00:16.1
00:19.5
Doug always gets third place. We're the fucking Monstars
00:29.1
00:31.5
Tee Higgins scored 37 points for Doug
00:31.6
00:34.9
And Matthew Stafford didn't break double digits
00:50.0
00:59.2
Everybody who thought this was the year of the white wide reciever, leave the room now
01:09.5
01:11.3
WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO
01:11.6
01:14.5
THE ACTUAL FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO????
01:14.9
01:19.7
Do you have any goddamn idea how much time I spent on fantasy this year? This was the golden chance! My keepers!
01:20.4
01:24.6
We were peaking at just the right moment. I scored 150 points last week
01:24.7
01:29.5
And now I don't even get a good draft pick!
01:29.6
01:34.4
It's back to the bottom for all of us! Grubbing around for measly wins! I was 12-0!!!
01:38.2
01:42.4
It's back to the bottom for all of us! Grubbing around for measly wins! I was 12-0!!!
01:42.8
01:45.0
My Führer we have best regular season record ever
01:45.1
01:48.2
Nobody gives a fuck about the regular season! It's forgettable!
01:48.3
01:50.7
My Führer, our season was historic
01:50.8
01:54.4
We lost the last three fucking games we played in!
01:54.7
01:55.4
It's bullshit!
01:58.1
02:04.1
Why do you think nobody was talking about the Arizona Cardinals when they were the last undefeated team in the NFL? It makes me sick!
02:05.6
02:09.7
This was the year to take it all! And now people will only be talking about how nobody scored points against us
02:10.4
02:14.9
Travis Kelce, Deebo Samuel and Davante Adams? This was the dream team!
02:15.8
02:20.6
It is so damn hard to win in this league and it was handed to me on a platter.
02:20.7
02:23.9
Even the path was easier without Colin!
02:27.2
02:30.4
This loss is worth at least three Herbert games with Mike
02:30.5
02:34.0
Doesn't anyone realize my struggle? There is no one in the league that suffers more than me
02:34.2
02:37.7
It sucks so fucking much
02:40.5
02:48.2
Fuck man. I said that it wouldn't happen again this year and I did the work for it!
02:48.3
02:53.1
All the websites, the podcasts, the magazines... this would be an addiction if I got anything out of it
02:53.2
02:55.4
And now it's back to square one.
02:55.5
02:58.6
I don't even know who I'll keep besides Deebo Samuel
02:59.4
03:02.1
Without Kelce everyone else was flat!
03:03.5
03:06.7
Don't worry, Michael Thomas might become relevant
03:13.6
03:15.9
Fucking fantasy football
03:17.2
03:21.8
It's just, a magnificant tease that always leads to heartbreak
03:28.4
03:31.7
A trick. Once again.
03:37.5
03:43.3
And the worst part is, I really thought this was the year that Charlie Brown would kick the football.
03:43.4
03:48.2
Fucking Stafford. Anything less than a shit game would have been enough.
03:49.9
03:53.1
Not even that many of my players hit their floors.