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We have reports that the career staff performed splendidly at the Ambler Fire last week.
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But despite our best effort, Battalion 88 succesfully burned the stuctures to the ground so he could build his Facebook followers.
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Also, Bob Johnson backed QT15 into a concrete train platform.
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I'll have CSF discipline that old Kook.
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CSF and Dickie were spotting him
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And Bob was using his wonky eye for depth perception.
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I'm about to make a major personnel decision.
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I'd suggest you leave if you don't trust any of my previous personnel decisions.
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Backed into a concrete train platform?
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Using his wonky eye for depth percetion?
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What the Fuck was CSF doing as the spotter? Updating Montco Fireboard?
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01:28.0
...nothing but a bunch of fucking whackers...
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It's OK Mrs. Mancinci, your comments are still better than his.
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I thought the Wookie driving was bad enough...
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But now we have an old man with one eye
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01:40.3
Does Pierce make a Self Driving firetruck yet?
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Chief, thats's crazy talk.
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What's crazy is backing into train platforms.
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But Chief, it was a #JobTown
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The building was going to burn down anyway.
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01:54.5
Ambler water sucks
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01:56.2
Zach was running around amuck
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700 literally sucked a creek dry...Then somebody backed their engine into the woods and sunk up to the axles.
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How many times did I have to hear L15 ask for water??
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I was going to make fun of SD18 for running over a hose coupling and getting a flat tire.
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But it was my star Captain and my Horsham legend that stole the show...
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At least they didn't hit a train too.
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Could the damage buff out?
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CSF is my protege.
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02:34.0
I see a lot of of my younger self in him..
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The hard charging slayer that I was...
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I have no other choice...
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In March I will promote CSF to Battalion Chief 15!
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I know he is a completely incompetent boob, but he's all I got.
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02:56.0
He will do less damage responding in an SUV.
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He can park away from the scene.
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And give orders nobody will follow anyway.
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You can still sleep in Jason's bunk, Conal.
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Remember when I was cool by buying only Quints?
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I think I'll promote Captain Velcro Shoes as well.
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I might as well eat the whole...
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...shit sandwich.
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We're FUCKED...
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Meanwhile, the career guys got new recliners and will soon have a new kitchen...
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...along with their belt bucks and mascot.
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I think I'll try Ass Licking...
