[DAVE] And then I was infected, I was infected by the virus

That virus seeped up into my bones and then everything changed

That virus worked its way through my bones, and now I’m [UNKNOWN WORD]

See a zombie is strong as a zombie could be, but I was a scared little boy

And now I can put you to bed because I am undead

[NIALL] What’s your name man?

[DAVE] I am the biggest baddest zombie on the seat (on the seat)

[NIALL] Yea but what’s your name though

[DAVE] And, no, you know you, with me you don’t wanna meet (wanna meet)

[HARRY] But what’s you name

[DAVE] The name is Grango [UNKNOWN WORD] zombie, that anyone ever did see (what was that)

[HARRY] Is that your name

[DAVE] Grango coming down on you, and you, you gonna fear me

[NIALL] I think his name is Rambo (Rambo)

[ELLIE] Everything I look at Rambo all I see is confusion

I’m in a delusional fear, cause he’s here in front of me eating my eyeballs

Taking all my keys and putting them in the lock [BRYONY] Tick tick boom (boom)

[DAVE] It’s Rambo

I’m Rambo and I’m coming for you (he’s coming for you)

I’m Rambo (Rambo)

You ain’t got God damn clue what to do

That’s right I’m

Rambo (that’s his name)

(Rambo) Coming for you

I’m Rambo (that’s his name)

Not a clue

(He’s) Yeah I’m Rambo (That’s his name)

(Rambo) And I’m coming for you

And you ain’t got a clue what to do

[BRYONY] My name was Jill

[ELLIE] Yeah this is Jill, I found her at the local park she was out after curfew, and I

And I infected her right there and then, and now she’s part of our pack are you proud of me sir?

[DAVE] I’m always proud of you (oh god)

[BRYONY] I was just trying to do some oh- [DAVE] You’re my favourite protégé and you know something I gotta, gotta say (hit me)

Is that you are the best undead that I’ve ever seen so that you know that [HARRY] What’s his name man [DAVE] I’m Rambo

[DAVE] You know that I’m Rambo (he’s Rambo)

And I’m the best that you’ve seen

You know that I’m Rambo (Rambo)

And you that I’m mean

You know that I’m Rambo

And I'll put you to bed

Yeah I’m Rambo

And [UNKNOWN WORD] what about Jill?

[BRYONY] Yo yo my name is Jill, and I was just trying to set up some fringe shows

On the fringe, at the side, that was when I, I died

I thought I, [UNKNOWN WORD] it going, going through my veins yea

It was going through me and I felt so much pain oh

Oh It went through me like a vinegar (Jill, Jill, Jill)

Oh all the [UNKNOWN WORD] I eat them up eat them up

I was Jill but now I don’t know who I am

This is crazy I’m a zombie man (her name was Jill, what’s his name yo)

[ALL] Rambo

[DAVE] And you that I’m mean

Yeah I’m Rambo

I’m the meanest you’ve seen

Yeah Rambo

I’ll put you to bed

Because I am the meanest member of the undead

[BRYONY] And Jill!