00:00.0
00:03.4
This is the latest information our soliders have given
00:03.5
00:07.5
We have no precence south of Kiev
00:07.6
00:11.0
The enemies have made all our tanks go boom
00:11.6
00:16.5
And all other attacks have failed miserably
00:17.0
00:21.4
We are winning elsewhere, this is fine
00:24.1
00:26.3
Supreme leader
00:26.4
00:29.4
The operation...
00:30.8
00:33.5
The operation has failed everywhere
00:33.6
00:37.0
The operation must end
00:52.6
00:59.3
The following stays in the room: Mikhail, Yury, Marat and Sergey
01:12.4
01:14.7
THIS IS BULLSHIT
01:14.8
01:18.5
The operation could not fail
01:18.6
01:23.4
This shithole of a country should be no problem
01:24.5
01:27.3
Where did I put my cocain
01:29.2
01:31.2
How the shit could we loose?
01:31.3
01:37.6
You have all failed me today, your entire generation is flawed
01:37.7
01:40.2
None of you knows shit
01:40.3
01:42.7
Supreme leader, we can't loose more soliders
01:42.8
01:46.1
You cowards, traitors, incompetents!
01:46.2
01:48.4
Supreme leader, we tried to tell you
01:48.5
01:53.3
You couldn't tell your ass from your head, idiot!
01:55.5
02:03.1
The generals told me this was an easy military operation, in and out, two weeks, tops
02:04.3
02:08.0
Now we have farmers with John Deere taking our tanks
02:08.6
02:13.4
I can't think of a way this could have gone worse for us!
02:13.5
02:17.2
The comedian has won
02:17.3
02:22.1
People on twitter are calling me a shit Stalin
02:26.5
02:29.2
I was a fool
02:29.3
02:34.1
But I am the chosen one
02:34.2
02:37.7
Europe will be mine
02:42.2
02:47.4
I will never be able to scare NATO again now
02:47.9
02:52.9
Even China is laughing at us
02:53.8
03:03.0
Soon the only working bank will be the bloodbank, and we are running out of blood to pay with!
03:05.1
03:07.8
It's OK, this is normal for him
03:14.1
03:16.7
This is a shitshow
03:18.3
03:23.6
It is impossible to turn this around
03:24.9
03:26.8
It's the end
03:31.2
03:34.0
The war is lost
03:40.0
03:46.0
But if you think this means I will leave my power, you are wrong.
03:46.1
03:49.2
Id rather put a bullet in my head
03:52.8
03:55.2
Save what you can
