We've vaccinated 91% of the population...

...from Bournemouth to Berlin, it's been an amazing success!

Once we get to here, we can have a huge party like Bozza in No 10.

I assume your figures include that Webster guy that was holding out for some reason?

Mein Fuhrer, Webster

Webster still won't take a little prick in his arm, despite taking large ones elsewhere.

I'd like a minute, Whites, Teddy, Jinx, get the fuck out.

What do you mean Webster hasn't had the little prick, I don't understand!

That Jinxy, he was the first to have it, I thought everyone has fecking had it!

What the fuck is this, he likes the big pricks up him but not the small one in his arm, I thought the science speaks for itself!

Smithers, get yourself together and go over there and tell him it's not gonna hurt!

Mein Furher, we've tried everything, even offered a blowy from vinsey

Shut up you cunt licker, go fuck your father.

Mein Furher, I don't see how that's going to help

'He's triple jabbed, we got it done without a hitch'. It's all I wanna fucking hear.

Now, get the fuck back over there with Vinsey