00:00.0
00:20.9
[Stupid music in the background]
[Stupid school in the foreground]
00:24.5
00:40.2
[Gotta go fast]
-fml diarrhea again
00:41.0
00:54.7
[Running around at the speed of sound]
-come beck here negguh
00:58.1
01:01.9
Listen up fags
01:02.0
01:04.1
You take this shit and you put it there
01:05.9
01:09.0
And then you get this fucking piece of shit,
01:09.1
01:15.3
which is, to be honest, quite fucking useless.
Do you understand it skrubs?
01:18.5
01:25.8
Do page 69...
01:26.8
01:28.5
...and 420 for next time, fags.
01:29.4
01:30.4
[EXPLOSION]
01:33.5
01:34.1
Dafuq is goin on faggots?
01:34.2
01:36.5
Did you do sometin u fuken bitch.
01:36.6
01:38.9
-No u fag get off my fuken case.
01:40.9
01:50.4
[Fap sounds slowly intensify]
01:55.8
01:57.8
[PSP UGH PLEB]
02:02.8
02:10.2
[GTA INTENSIFIES]
02:22.2
02:23.1
-sigh of disapproval-
02:24.9
02:26.6
-Ay ma nigga!
02:26.7
02:29.8
-Ayyyy! #sweg420# [Throws suitcase uncontrollably]
02:29.9
02:34.7
I fuked some skrubs up 2day
02:34.8
02:39.3
They be screamin at dem mics as I was rapin dem wiff mtn dew
02:39.4
02:39.8
[Falls to his death]
02:39.9
02:43.4
Gj m8 dey got rekt
02:46.3
02:48.1
WAT TE FUCK DO U THINK U BE DOING NEGGUH
02:48.2
02:53.0
NIGGA GO FUCK URSELF WIFF A CATCUS
02:53.1
02:54.8
NO PLS DON'T STEAL MY VIRGINITY
02:54.9
02:56.8
AUUUUGH NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
02:56.9
02:57.7
HEIL HITLORR
03:03.7
03:05.7
hitlor fuked me.
03:05.8
03:10.6
[it was so sugoi I have to write about it on my blog]
03:11.4
03:12.4
why u do dis heetler
03:13.1
03:15.0
Bitch go back to eating dick.
03:20.0
03:23.7
[Fucking noise]
03:23.8
03:28.6
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP SKROBS!
03:28.7
03:33.5
Today I decided 2be a real bich and change the essay towpics
03:33.6
03:38.4
So ull write me an essay about dix
03:38.5
03:39.2
DO YOU FUCKING LIKE IT OH WAIT I DON'T CARE-
03:39.3
03:40.6
CLASS : FOK U TEACHOR
03:40.7
03:45.5
Take out a piece of shi-- papurr.
03:50.5
03:55.3
And start writing the storey of yo livez
03:55.4
04:00.2
bcuz if u dont ill come there and personally fuck u up the ayzz
04:01.0
04:01.7
CLASS : HELL NAW
04:01.8
04:06.6
Kool lez roll ma niggaz
04:57.8
05:03.5
Yo essayz were so fuken terribol I got ear cancer
05:03.6
05:05.4
Listen to dis fuken thing for exampl
05:05.5
05:06.2
CLASS : fuk.
05:07.1
05:15.2
My lyf iz fuken great. I get all ze bitches, they literally cum beggin 2me for a blowjab.
05:15.3
05:16.0
Dey all be hungry fo ma dik.
05:16.1
05:17.9
So when dey ask I give em ze dik.
05:18.0
05:22.8
Boyz sometiems 2. Errbody be hungry for ma dik.
05:22.9
05:27.7
I dunno whah, me guess it be real tasty. But anyway my lyf iz literally ma dix.
05:27.8
05:32.0
Oh did I mention I have 2 dix? I di-n't?
05:32.1
05:36.9
Ye I be havin 2 dix lol. Its cool.
05:37.0
05:45.1
So I can teyk 2 blowjahbs at onnce. Der waz dis one tiem sum bitch wanted to blow meh but her fren wanted too.
05:45.2
05:50.0
So dey both grab a dik and start suken and dat is my lyf story
05:50.1
05:54.9
kthxbai 420 69
05:55.0
05:59.8
Oh wait I didn't mention I have boobs as well. Ye.
05:59.9
06:04.7
I jus hide dem unda da shirt. Lel.
06:04.8
06:09.6
Okay fo realz dis tiem kthbai ma niggaz and remember to blaez eet.
06:11.2
06:14.4
Bitch 1: I wanna suk his dik.
06:14.5
06:17.0
Bitch 2: Me 2 I wan sum akshun
Bitch 3: I wan sum toooooooo
06:17.1
06:23.2
Boy: Who DOESNT wan his deek.
Bitch 1: We haev to decide.
Bitch 5: Leev it 2me beb.
06:29.4
06:41.7
Bitch 1: Look we all wanna suk yo dik.
Boy: Me 2.
Stupid Protagonist: But I have 2 dix.
06:44.7
06:46.1
Prick 1: Dafuq do u want is dis sum gangbang or sth
06:46.2
06:47.1
Random Bitch I don't even: We invite u to suk his dik.
06:48.1
06:50.8
Prick 2: Do u think we gay or sth I aint sukin no dik
06:50.9
06:53.8
Random Bitch 2: But he haz 2 dix.
06:53.9
06:55.9
Prick 1: Fuk then count me in mayn.
06:56.0
06:57.8
Random Bitch 3: Cool are u cumin prick 2
06:57.9
06:59.5
Prick 2: AW HELL NAW I AINT SUKIN NO DIK!
06:59.6
07:02.0
Protagonist: Fuck u prick 2
07:02.1
07:06.9
Prick 1: Ye Im sorry he can be a reul bich
07:07.0
07:08.3
Random Bitch whatever: The president will fuck yo ass up negguh
07:08.4
07:10.2
Prick 2: She wat now bitch?
07:11.2
07:13.6
Random Bitch: Dont cum cryin to mi when yo ass iz bein spankd faggot.
07:13.7
07:16.9
Prick 2: ALL RIGHT FINE ILL SUK HIS DIK JEEZ
07:27.1
07:30.9
Protagonist: U TRYIN TO PIK A FIGHT M8? FUK YE GET OUT OF MA FACE.
07:35.1
07:37.9
Prick 1: Did he not liek our bjs?
Prick 2: Wtf m8 he fuken mad
07:38.0
07:42.8
Prick 1: Fuk negguh dis be bad.
07:44.1
07:51.5
Prick 1: Ok so we go to his house at 8 for dik sukin?
Prick 2: Ye m8 perfect bday gweft
07:54.2
08:53.0
[Fuken Credits]
Thanks for watching the definitive version of this movie. XOXOXOXOXO.
