00:00.0
00:04.1
The Day of Rage was a disappointment.
00:04.2
00:09.9
The Blue Z had multiple firearms locked and loaded.
00:10.0
00:14.8
Even Dougherty checked his weapons.
00:18.4
00:22.7
Just have Schwartz bomb them. Then they can meet thier 70 virgins.
00:28.0
00:28.9
The Virgins..
00:31.2
00:34.9
There clearly aren't enough virgins...
00:35.0
00:39.8
...for all the Marty's the Blue Z will create.
00:53.0
00:58.6
Leave unless you have over 10,000 rounds on hand.
01:02.0
01:04.1
***Dags trying to do the math***
01:13.2
01:15.1
Not enough virgins!!
01:15.2
01:20.0
I thought McMahon was "being a Dad."
01:20.1
01:24.9
We know it can't all be on Art.
01:25.0
01:29.8
None of you assholes have enough game...
01:29.9
01:30.9
to bag all the Virgins.
01:31.0
01:34.4
Dags has been dipping all his ammo...
01:34.5
01:40.0
..in pork blood for weeks.
01:41.3
01:43.0
But we don't have any Jews working here.
01:43.1
01:44.1
What about Schwartz and Chiefitz?
01:44.2
01:45.9
Next thing you'll tell me is CSF made Lieutenant.
01:46.0
01:48.7
Schwartz isn't a Jew, and Chiefitz's hammer would even impress Hamas.
01:48.8
01:51.2
How does that guy have a HAMMER?
01:51.3
01:52.5
When is it my turn?
01:52.6
01:57.4
It's not fair!
01:57.5
02:03.5
Did you see how 88 posted pictures of their "beached" engine?
02:03.6
02:08.4
They don't get that everyone was laughing at them.
02:08.5
02:11.9
***Montco Fire board "Admin" entering the room***
02:12.0
02:17.1
Why can't a fire be put out without the "TikTok" influence?
02:17.2
02:22.0
Remember when we could staff three trucks?
02:27.1
02:39.7
Now, our firefighters are more comfortable adding filters to their posts...
02:39.8
02:46.7
...instead of properly parking their fire engine on solid ground!
02:48.1
02:53.4
I wanna kick a waste basket. It's fucking embarissing!
02:53.5
02:58.3
God help the MFer that does that with one of my engines!
02:58.4
03:03.2
And dont't tell me we only run Quints!
03:03.3
03:08.1
***Juniors regretting TikTok***
03:08.2
03:10.0
***Montco Fireboard***
03:13.1
03:17.9
I AM COUNTY LINE 5
03:18.0
03:24.9
How do I stop the stupidity?
03:27.3
03:30.4
***Glick realizing the gold mine is depleted***
03:30.5
03:33.7
If one of you say Warminster has career staff...
03:34.5
03:37.6
***Velten***
03:40.2
03:46.5
I'll ask how many guns they own...
03:46.6
03:51.4
..and let me see their "questionnaire".
03:51.5
03:56.3
There is no way they have a questionaire.
