Herr Gunnar, We have looked into extensive list of faults you claim to have found in Collapse-slow and found no problems at all. You can see here how well it all works

What about this shit with the boxes jumping around

We found no problems. What do you say, Ryan?

If anything it works a little too well. No issues at all.

Colin, Marcus, Ryan stay here. The rest of you can leave.

Are you fucking serious. It hasnt worked since day one. It's a shit-show!

Close your ears, Pauline

You spent a decade talking about this project and then suddenly tried to do it in about five minutes in the middle of a global pandemic.

It was actually 9 years not 10, Herr Gunnar

So now you actually started to care about details?

We had our best people working hard on it

Nothing works... not even your fucking pens

Now you listen to me now.

I work in FX Sales. I have spent hours on this. It's not my job. I have my own job.

When I bought my Audi, I didn't go into their showroom and then design the god damn fkn car for them. Would you like an engine sir? Can you design it for us then!

In a pandemic. I sat here every day. Note any issues and call us on Teams I was told

I was a calm man.

I had ice in my veins. But now within me, the fire is always raging

At the weekends in Danderyd, I hear Mums say this to their kids...

Go inside the house my child, here comes Gunnar...

There is an 'upgrade' this weekend

Why did you pick me to do the testing???

Pauline, he will be calm again one day

I tested the new system for months.

One thousand screenshots, PDFs and Powerpoints

And then..

Their first 'upgrade'

Some upgrade.... Now I can't click on anything.

Then Persson quit

Who will get the coffees now?