Schoigu: We could still not make the significant breakthroughs. in the south we could not neither take Melitupol, nor on the northwestern front Kharkov.

Schoigu: Despite all our efforts, the Ukrainian forces even managed to hold Kiew and have repelled our three attempts of airborne assaults on Kiew and Hostomel airfield as well as the ground offensive on friday night.

Putin: With the attack of Kadyrov and the Chechens, we will work this out in no time.

Schoigu: Well, President Putin.. Kadyrov..

Lawrow: Kadyrovs attack was repelled quickly, there are heavy casualties among the Chechens and General Tushayev has been killed. The chechen attack at Hostomel has failed.

Putin: Everyone but Schoigu, Lawrow, Lukashenko and Kolokolzew will leave the room now.

Putin: We dont have a tactical plan for that, BLYAT! The war costs $20 billion a DAY! We only have rockets for 3-4 days at most!

Putin: We lack weapons, the industry can’t physically fulfil the orders for more weapons in time. Rifles and ammo are the most they can do fast enough.

Putin: This plan was called unfailable by everyone, so the whole military has lied to me, everyone has lied to me, even the VDV command!

Putin: Our whole military is failing, soldiers are looting supermarkets for food because the supply is not coming!

Lukashenko: President Putin, we still have a chance, we can still get Zelenskyy with saboteurs or VDV!

Putin: HOW? HOW? He is hiding in the basements and has armed everyone in the City with AK-74 and they catch our saboteurs one after another and shoot the VDV out of the skies!!

Lukashenko: But it is our only chance to still win this without insane losses and costs!

Putin: This is a disaster, Barbarossa 2.0, we had only one plan and it FAILED! We were sure that state and army would implode in 12 hours, 24 at the most!!

Putin: The whole world is behind Ukraine, Zelenskyy boosts morale with his videos on the streets of Kiew, the West kicked us out of swift and ships weapons to Ukraine like never before!

Even the Germans are now sending Panzerfausts and Stingers and talking about rebuilding their army to become the spearhead of European resistance against Russia, the motherfucking pacifistic Germans!!

Putin: Chancellor Scholz is is talking about spending 100 Billions on defense and commiting to welcome Ukraine into NATO! Whole Europe is coming together in full force against us!

Putin: And Finland is joining NATO faster than we could possibly surprise-invade it, the reindeer f*****s are already skiing around in their forests and entrenching again, dont you remember how hard it was for Stalin to take them - both times?!

Putin: We have lost strategically, lets face it. We could have dominated Europe again, and look where we are now, just because of this incompetency in planning and propaganda, in spite of my genius strategy!

Putin: Incompetent mongrels... you all have failed me and now the Oligarchs will be coming for us. How shall we manage the sanctions now with the costs of the attack exploding and no way to plunder Ukraine now before destroying its whole infrastracture.

Putin: But Ukrainiane will pay for this. With blood. Ukraine will drown on their own blood, we will raze Kiew to the ground with thermobaric missiles or stage some large scale chemical accident in Lvov and blame they produced toxic gas there to kill russian speakers in Donezk, or something.

Random Woman 1: (Crying)

Random Woman 2: Please dont worry, your Babushka in Ukraine will be fine, i dont think he would really do it, try to calm down.

Putin: But this is the nail in the coffin for all of our grand ambitions, what does it matter anymore. There will be no Neorussian Empire.. we are finished.

(Silence)

Putin: The war is lost.

Putin: But if you believe that i now will simply deescalate and give up, you are wrong. Maybe we can't push out NATO of eastern Europe, but we can still consoldiate within Russia and secure our our grip on this failing economy to at least stay in power.

With enough terror against the revolting population when they realize what we have done to them.