Joker: Does it depress you Commissioner, to know just how alone you really are? Does it make you feel responsible for Harvey Dent’s current predicament?

Commissioner: Where is he?

Joker: You won’t find him.

C:Tell me where Harvy Dent is.

J: Well you’’ll never find him without a compass.

C: If you don’t tell me how a compass works we’ll just have to force it out of you.

J: Excuse me?

C: Good luck.

B: Tell me about the compass!!

J: Don’t you want to know how a compass works? You won’t find out if you…

B: Shut yo ketchup lips and spill it!

J: Alright, fine. I'll tell you.

B: Don’t you dare lie to me, or imma have to slap ur cakey face again

J: There’s a small magnetic pin in a compass which can spin freely inside its casing and respond to our planet's magnetism. You just have to look what direction it is pointing.

B: That’s extremely unreliable.

J: Well that’s what the european and chinese thought. That’s why it was used as a last resort after using navigation methods such as looking at the stars, bottom soundings, and such.

B: When was it invented?

J: Hahahahha. How could you not know such elementary facts. The compass was invented around 2,000 years ago. It was first used for fortune telling and feng shui. Then it was used for navigation during the Song Dynasty in the 11th century.

B: What is a compass made of?

J: lodestone, a naturally magnetized iron. The poles attract the needle. Did you know the compass was the most helpful innovation that helped european sailors during the age of exploration. Even with the rudder, the plateen sails, etc, without knowing the direction, you won’t get to where you want to go. It contributed a lot in helping europeans find the new world.

B: Don’t get off topic!

J: However, the compass has a weakness

B: tElL mE tHe wEaKneSs!!

J: Compasses from the past, they didn’t have liquid to stabilize the needle, which means that the movement of the ship could affect the needle.

B: That’s rough.

J: Though that didn’t impede the explorers from finding a new world.

B: lmao xd, tell me more!

J: With this compass, it can show you the way to Harvey Dent, like how jesus can show you the ways in life. SIKE, I don’t need jesus, you dummy. Haha.Does this make you mad? That shocks me. Can’t believe there is a christian beneath that mask of yours

B: SILENCE! DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SAY THAT, I’M TELLING GOD.

J: Oh no I am so scared

B: SHUSH *YEET*, God is the almighty smite-er.

J: True, but Jesus won’t guide you to your friends before they burn to death.

B: Silence! Do you need jesus?

J: I really don’t understand what is so remarkable about Jesus.

B: Silence! he leads us through the storms in life, like how the compass does on sea and land.

J: Okok calm down. You know, I am getting bored of this interrogation, he's northeast of here at 250 52nd Street. And she's south of here at Avenue X at Cicero.

B:Boi whatchu say?

I SAID, that your ego is bigger than God's green earth's magentic field the compass revolves around. And aslo your breath smells like chinese shrimp, hah. *OOF*