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So, we all get called into a Town Hall meeting in the factory....
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Come on, hurry hurry......
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Squeeze in....
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Everyone is like... Whats all this about?
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So we are all crammed in, in front of a big package unit... impressive!
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In walks the CEO..... hand in his waistcoat like this
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Some fucker whispers.... "Maybe we are getting a payrise"
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It's true!!
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It's true!!
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A fucking PAYRISE!!! Are you kidding me??!!
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and the best thing is.... the new MD is stood there glaring at him!! i said to him......
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you best keep quiet big yin...
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she will have your head on a stick!!!
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He turns and says "Beat it bawbag... we are due some good news!!"
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GOOD NEWS!!!
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I nearly pished my pants laughing!!!
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Does this fucker work for the same company as me??!!
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It's true!!
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This idiot is deadly serious!!
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Where's he been hiding for the last 5 years??? Group Tech??!!
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You can tell he's only been here 5 minutes!!
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He's clueless as to what is happening!!
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Have you no idea what has happened 3 times in the past 5 years??
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OK.... Seriously now...
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I'll tell you what i think is going on....
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and it's this......
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You're getting a high five....!
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He said "Right..... Stop it!!"
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"I'm sick of your shit now"
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"Be Serious"
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It's true!!!
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Or maybe.....
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Or maybe.....
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Maybe you have won the FiFi award....
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A £50 voucher to do some CBS training perhaps??!!
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You could become a ninja black belt!!
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A black belt??
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Yes... a fucking black belt!!!
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He was looking like a man possessed....
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and ready to kick off......
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Sorry.... not even told you what the CEO did say..
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So come on... what did the big man say??
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So... thanks for coming ladies and gents.... i know you're all busy...
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No shit Sherlock.... we are all wearing 3 hats!
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Well.... some of us are!
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Best Team Wins!!
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That's what they tell us!!!
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Pray the day they sell us!!!
