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♪You gotta fight♪
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♪For your right♪
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♪ To paaaaaarty♪
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♪You gotta fight♪
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♪For your right ♪
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♪To paaaarty ♪
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♪ Paaarty ♪
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♪Paaaarty ♪
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Yo! That was crazy!
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Dude I put fuckin Spanish Fly in the punch!
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Did you see me smash that fuckin TV set with the sledgehammer?
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That was so retarded!
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Where are you coming from?
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Did you guys just come from our apartment?
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No, no ma'm
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No, we were comin form our friend's up on the top floor.
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That floor is unocupied!
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If there is any damage to our apartment, I promise you
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I promise you, I will not hesitate to call the police
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No, we were just passing through, I promise
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Where are you coming from?
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From our friend's apartment on the top floor...
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But it IS unnocupied
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Uh.. Yeah but uh, we were helpin them move in, we're all uh, we're movers
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What are their names?
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The people that just moved in
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Uh, faketon ton
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Tim Faketon, Tim Faketon? Tim Faketon
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So there haven't been any PIE fights up there?
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Because I keep finding these, PIE remnants, all the time
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You know how long it takes us to get PIE out of a rug?
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Forever, for ever
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Forever, and it's expensive
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AdRock: You guys, pie? MCA: No I haven't seen any, sort of deserts
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At all today, There's no baked goods. Yeah. Nothin
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But, did you hear the word sledgehammer?
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I'm afraid I did, I heard the word sledgehammer
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What is that about? Smashing TVs, sledgehammers
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Yeah, cause this has happened before!
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Let's not pretend it hasn't. We know it's happened before.
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I didn't hear anything, uh
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Did you say sledgehammer? Did you say sledgehammer?
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I..I was, I might have been talkin about a seldgehammer, ealier
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But not in any smashing context
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No not in a smashing context at all. Just in how its a very usefull tool
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I mean where would you even get a sledgehammer, where would one find a sledgehammer? At this hour?
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Thats a good question, where would you even get one?
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Who brings sledgehammers? We didn't bring any tools here
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Would you bring a sledgehammer into your own house? Would you throw pies in your own house?
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I don't think so. Would you do that?
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I think we can agree we're all on the same team here, and thats the No Pie - No Sledgehammer Team
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So I think that's, Yep, where we're standing
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I don't even understand what that means
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Well, it's complicated
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I think you should stay here while we check, just to make sure
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Yeah stay right here
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Ok sure we can stay right here
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Stay right here! Don't move
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We'll stay here. Ok
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Man it's early
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Man those parents were buggin!
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What was up their asses, huh?
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Hey! Where did you get that sledgehammer?
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I don't know, one of you guys brought it. No? You didn't bring the sledgehammer?
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I brought the PIES!!
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Haha! Lets get some more beer! Eh boys?
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Man there were so many hot chicks at that party
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Yeah, too bad they ran out of brews, now the party's over
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Bodega! Shit, closed. Should we grab some breakfast while we wait for it to open, yeah?
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Psh, fuck that.
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Oh hey what's up? Wanna get some pizza?
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You wish, turkeys
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What the fuck!
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The fuck is wrong with you dude!!
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ALARM BLARING
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You're crazy man!
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I realize this!
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Aw, here we go. Here we go fellas!
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Open sesame!
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God damn rappers!
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God dammit!
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Hey! What the fuck are you doing?>
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Throwin beer at my cab? This is MY cab!
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Get back in the cab!
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Yeah! Get up!
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Yes, here we go again, give you more, nothing lesser
Back on the mic is the anti-depressor
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Ad-Rock, no pressure, yes, we need this
The best is yet to come, and yes, believe this
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Leggo my Eggo while I flex my ego
Sip on Proseco, dressed up tuxedo
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Sipping coffee, playing Keno in the casino
Want a lucky number, ask Mike Dino
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I burn the competition like a flamethrower
My rhymes age like wine as I get older
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I’m getting bolder, competition is waning
I got the feeling and assume the lane and
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We got a party on the left, a party on the right
We gonna party for the motherfucking right to fight
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Make some noise if you’re with me, Don't stop
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Make some noise if you’re with me
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Armed insurrection, popular election
Get paid every year like tax collection
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Hear my perfection, rotary connection
Taking MCs down by lethal rap injection
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I’m like an ornithologist when I get pissed
You must have drank a fizzy-lifting drink and you got lifted
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And sifted, I’m just whiffed
And when I catch MCs it’s time for wing-clipping
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I fly like a hawk, or better yet an eagle
A seagull, I sniff suckers out like a beagle
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My ego is off and running and gone
Cause I’m about the best and if you diss than that’s wrong
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We got a party on the left, a party on the right
We gonna party for the motherfucking right to fight
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Make some noise if you're with me. Don't stop
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Make some noise if you're with me. Don't stop
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Make some noise if you're with me. Don't stop
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What we didn't realize, was that the metal girls were all tripping on acid
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See, they were coming from a Van Halen concert. They had 9th row seats,
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and, Derek, Cloe's boyfriend, put LSD in her breathdrops, as a goof
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Ad-Rock got stabbed.
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Your breath stinks, take some of this
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Hey pass that over here man. Alright.
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So what band do say you guys play in?
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We're the backup band for Bon Jovi
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For 12 years now? 12 years man.
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Who plays lead guitar?
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That would be me. I wish I had my tool with me now
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I'd play you guys a sexy lick but Jon Bon's got it
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Anytime you guys want Jon Bon tickets
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Wooo yeahh! To Jon Bon!
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Jon Bon, I love you, and if you can hear me
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Yeah? He can
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This is the best place to be right now. This limosine is great
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So get in here you fat jerk
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He is a jerk, he's a motherfucker. It's rock and roll man
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Sorry I stabbed you
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Pass me the scalpel, I’ll make an incision
I’ll cut off the part of your brain that does the bitching
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Put it in formaldehyde and put it in the shelf
And you can show it to your friends and say “that’s my old self”
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Can’t do me nothing, can’t tell me nada
Don’t quote me now because I’m doing the lambada
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The forbidden dance, here’s my chance
To make romance in my B-boy stance
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Parlay romancing into the financing
Opened up a restaurant with Ted Danson
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The roaches check in, but they never check out
I set the record straight, no doubt
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We got a party on the left, a party on the right
We gonna party for the motherfuckin right to fight
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Make some noise if you're with me! Don't stop
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Make some noise if you're with me! Don't stop
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Make some noise if you're with me!
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Make some noise if you're with me!
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Who do you guys think you are?
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We're the real Beastie Boys muthafuckas!
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The ones from the future where the shit is REALLY real!
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Yeah well guess what? That makes zero sense!
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Sense is something you can't even make sense of until you've been to the future
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and spent time there. So shut your hole,
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and stand in silence, whle we bring the wolrd to a standstill with fresh new music
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and new BEATS that you can't even imagine yet
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WORD! (Eagle cries) Look, we're here to settle this. And there's only one way to settle it.
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I think you know what I'm gettting at.
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What are you guys talking about? Settle what?
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Break it down Ad-Rock!
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This is how it goes, we bring a super fresh, old school throw down dance contest, from the FUTURE
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to determin who the real B boys are.
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Stand ready to be served
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Alright guess what? I get what you're layin down you future fuckers!
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And it's on! I'm trippin my BALLS of right now!
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Yeah? Yeah. We're all trippin right now.
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Well guess what? You guys, have just challenged three motherfuckers who are trippin their balls off right now.
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Oh you motherfuckers like to dance? Well it's on!
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I'm trippin my BALLS off!
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Let's do this shit bitcheeeees!
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Ok! Hold..hold.. hold on one second.
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Who tied knots here?
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I tied these. These are fishermans knots
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I can't get these knots.
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We should undo it from the car first.
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Do you have a knife? Who's got a knife?
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I don't have a knife. Why would you tie a knot?
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I've been giving that question a lot of thought, and here's what I think.
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I think, that this is just a possibility of the future. I think we're being given the gift
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of seeing what we could be like, what we might be like.
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So these guys are like, the ghost of Liscenced to Ill future
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Ok well, one thing is certain. We have to win this dance contest. That is critical.
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And if we dont
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Shut up over there! No talking! We'll have this set up in a few minutes.
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Till then you just wait!
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Woah ho ho ho! That was really good I like the way you told them not to talk anymore. I think that was really good
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He's looking right at us.. What?!
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Tryin to figure out whats goin on
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he's being such a dickhead
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Are we breaking their concentration? Untying knots?
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Over the top
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Future us's are complete idiots
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Oh yeah.. It's on if we can...
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get these fuckin knots untied... Jesus
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Can't even untie a fuckin dance mat
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I hate this fucking knot!
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Why would you tie a knot? Why wouldn't you just tie a bow? Makes no sense!
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drives me f-
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I really appreciate you comin over here, and giving me your personal knife.
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Seeing that I was upset and all. Means a lot. I'm sorry for being so harsh
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It's just that,
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You gotta understand we're from the future, and, and this shit is a big deal, okay?
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This is, this is, what about to happen here is gonna affect humanity for a long time.
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WE'RE the real Beastie Boys!
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No, WE'RE the real Beastie Boys!
