The New to Practice program is off to a rocky start.

Nurse Riccotone, for one, has had a number off absent sessions.

Have my man, Cedonnie, send a strongly worded letter.

Chief...

Cedonnie is actually a woman...It's confusing, I know.

Anyone that thinks the New to Practice program is worthless, leave the room.

How the fuck am I supposed to know what a Cedonnie is.

I took a guess. There word DONNIE is right there in the name.

Why can't the city dwellers use regular names?

I told you you had a stupid name Cedonnie.

"The New to Practice program here at TUH is geared to grow and develop our new nursing graduates personally and professionally to successfully integrate them into the nursing workforce."

But Riccotone no call/no showed for two sessions.

I don't blame him, this class sounds stupid.

But his absence did not display respect or professionalism.

And I wasn't respecting your mother by tounging her asshole last night.

But she called me for tonight.

She's as pudgy as the orange hose and I'm going to drive over her mound like it's white hose.

Riccotone is drinking God Damn Gin n Tonics on his roof instead of going to your stupid class.

But all you do is kick him out of the program.

Kick me out too.

He'd be better off fucking off at Horsham than dealing with all this corporate bullshit.

Have you seen Joe Cap sweat on a humid day?

It's as if it rained...

...but there isn't a cloud in the sky.

Maybe if the New to Practice program had an Iced Tea Maker, more people would attend.

Ice Cubes, Fresh Tea, a 'lil Splenda...

That's what a male nurse is after.

That and an occasional finger in the sphincter.

We shall call your mound WHITE HOSE

I hear firemen have way more fun than us dumb nurses.

They seem to be more Social Alcoholics as opposed to Raging Alcoholics like most nurses I know.

But us nurses are way more slutty.

I need a God Damned Gin n Tonic.

And your mother to ride me until I show Concern and Euphoria simultaneously