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The russians are attacking from all directions
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In the south they have taken Kherson and are moving towards Odesa
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In the north the russians are at Hostomel and attacking towards Kyiv
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Meanwhile in the east there is fierce fighting at Sumy and Kharkiv
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Everything will be fine when the NATO launch their attack
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Mr President...
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The NATO is not going to help us..
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Because we are not a member of NATO.
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Anyone that still believe NATO will help us get out of the room now
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01:14.3
Why is NATO not helping us?!
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They were supposed to help Ukraine in the case of an invasion!!
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How could they leave us when we needed them the most?!
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So this is what it has come to..
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01:33.4
The NATO has been lying to us!! And the US too!!
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It is unbelievable that the NATO is actually that afraid of that old baldy
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Mr President, NATO cannot help us because we are not a member!!
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They must be scared of getting their butt kicked by the russians
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01:48.0
Mr President, it will be World War 3 if the NATO attacks!!
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NATO more like No Action Talk Only!!
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What a joke!!
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They spend billions each year to upgrade their military
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just to put it on display while Putin pounds us with missiles all over
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For years Ukraine have been promised NATO membership,
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they even made us their "Enhanced Opportunity Partner"
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Maybe we should have
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made our own nuclear weapons, just like russia!
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I used to be a comedian
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and yet here I am as the President, standing up against Putin with my gigantic balls of steel
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Ukraine have been betrayed from the very beginning!
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What a monstrous betrayal of the Ukrainian people
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NATO thinks that Putin will stop at Ukraine
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In reality hes going to rebuilt the USSR. Putin won't stop until his goal is achieved!!
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Don't worry, NATO will come and save us
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My requests for help has been ignored
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I am not sure how long we are able to hold against the Russian troops
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Its looking bad.
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But if Putin believe that I would surrender or flee from Kyiv
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He is seriously mistaken. I would rather fight in the streets of Kyiv and tell Putin to go f*ck himself.
