Our latest reports indicate that 28 US Marines are pulling up in Ford Raptor Trucks

Helicopters have been landing all day at Pankow

Ram Ranch is under siege

Don't worry, the Americans will never be manly enough to handle the cowboys' big hard throbbing cocks

My Fuhrer...

They

They are already pounding the ever loving shit out of cowboy butt

From our reports, their condoms are two sizes larger than ours

Will everyone who is not in a sexual relationship with Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, or Bugdorf please leave

What the absolute fuck

The Americans will never let us back in

Last time, I'd promised to let Brendon use my buttplug

Now untermenschen are pleasuring his ass

And let's not even talk about Trevor

I've already prolapsed the entire SS

If only I hadn't killed Rohm, maybe there'd have been a way we could've infiltrated

My Fuhrer, we're going to plan a counteroffensive right now

We're never going to get in

They have air superiority

My Fuhrer, we could still use our V2s to pound allied positions

The only things those oversized dildos will be pounding is Wernher von Braun's ass

It's all over

We could have been fucking the finest aryan cowboys in the world right now if it hadn't been for you degenerate pieces of shit

I know one of you ejaculated in the coffee machine last friday

How will the German people believe our racial superiority with Yankee cocks deep inside our finest specimens

All of your cocks combined length is one tenth of Eisenhower's

Blood is thick but cum is thicker

I'd give my entire family to the soviets just to see Matthew again

to Stalin

I'm going to go watch some porn

I need strong men in my life

Strong men of the finest breeding in Europe

The first cock I took at ram ranch had me in tears for days

I was shitting blood for months

I didn't even get my farewell blowjob

Now all I have are these wimpy boys too chickenshit for the Wehrmacht

All our fuckable men are dead

Don't worry Anna, our lesbian sex will be unaffected

I wish we could have 18 naked cowboys in our showers here

But we only have dead jews

Well, I still have you guys

The condoms are in the back

You guys get it right?

Do you understand how I feel around cowboys on their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks

Ram Ranch really rocks