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come in close while I lay out the new swat crossfit course
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Here is where we will do pullups
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I wonder how many pullups these week fatbodies can do
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we will begin here by walking across hot coals
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ok...ok..ok...but where are the pullup bars going
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But Jody the pullup bars have not been built yet
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they were supposed to be done yesterday
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what the hell am I going to do if there is no pullup bar
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I think that they think that I am weak
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but little do they know.....I am waaaaay smarter than they are.....
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Everyone out!!!.....Except Courtney, Yancy and Chad
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Oh boy here we go....
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how will we ever be Navy Seals if I don't have a pullup bar
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we will be like the MFF...with their little fancy boots..
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The MFF....The MFF...Really!!!
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Damn I wonder we could replace pullup bar with a box jump?
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But I've put so much time in the crossfit course
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01:40.4
Calcasieu Parish Sheriff's Office has a Murph
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But Jody they are a full time team
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I don't care!!!!!
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Dont Jody me.....You and your little fancy skinny jeans....
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I WILL have my Murph and these fat bodies will like it
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and if they don't... there is 50 people waiting to take their place!!!
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shit I farted
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what is this crazy fucker doing
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Do you understand what I am doing here??? I must have a team of Spartans!!!
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What am I going to do with 60 loin clothes I bought with my lacarte card??
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and the spartan helmets what do I do with them?
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I could give them to the MFF...and for what...they are not warriors
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we are the spartan 60
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If I can't have my crossfit course we will be worthless and weak
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Burpees....Boxjumps...Planks...I will have them
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Coopers is for pussys....
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Do I look like a pussy to you....I must have my spartan warriors
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I must have my spartans
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Its ok Blackwell your diet didn't go unnoticed
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this fucker is crazy
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I will find a way to have a pullup bar..even if I have to build it myself
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why do they not see my vision for the team
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Oh shit....beans
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what do we do now
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Oh god...that wasn't a fart
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I already bought a trident pin for my uniform
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its not returnable...what do I do with that
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I've been working out so hard....and for what
