So Voldermort send his golden boy to go install some cages offshore, just a few fixings here and there

Turns out he doesn't have any of the right tools or the know how, the lanky idiot

Turns out nigel is getting lead engineer, this idiot, a promotion...

Well turns out lurch is on a register

It's true

It's true but that's not even the half of it

That bald sicko... that sick autistic weirdo that prances about talking about "good idea this

and good idea that" like he understands anything that's going on with this place

Well Mike before he left had the plant room rigged to blow

And now he's left for a 15 percent pay rise, leaving that slack fuck in the shit he created

It's true

Durands gunna get fisted by Jason so hard his smackhead wife is gunna feel it

It's all going the shitter I'm telling you, fuck Durand and fuck his pedophile ring