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00:05.6
Are you there Jesus?
You gotta see this
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00:08.1
RASH!!!
OW! OW!
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00:11.8
I'm about to make Big Sean and Drake eat doo doo sandwiches
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00:15.1
I'm The Young Pope of hip hop but I'm more woke than Francis is
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00:18.3
Diane Keaton is one of my most favourite actresses
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00:21.5
I cannot remember whose HBO GO account this is
00:21.5
00:24.7
K-Dot sounds so Weezy you might think I am a Jefferson
00:24.7
00:27.9
When I spit that fire you retired like Dave Letterman
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00:30.9
So many run-on sentences I run out of etceteras
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00:34.1
Don't act like we're friends
With friends like you guys who needs enemas?
00:34.1
00:37.7
Someone stole my bike so I stole someone's tricycle
00:37.8
00:40.4
It's a pain to ride but I look quite adorable
00:40.4
00:43.7
This is how the world looks through that keyhole in the door
00:43.7
00:46.6
Feel like I'm in a fishbowl
Maybe that is the metaphor
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00:49.9
You rhyme just like a child!
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00:53.1
Welcome to Charm School, your manners are vile
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00:56.2
Pay attention 'cause this will be on the final
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00:58.4
It's stuff you should've learned in high school
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00:59.3
Bitch, don't mumble
00:59.3
01:02.5
Hold up, fix that shirt
Iron it, it's rumpled
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01:04.2
Auto-Tune's bullshit
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01:10.0
Don't rap with your mouth full
Sound it out, take out the marbles
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01:12.0
Thumbs down!
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01:15.0
Smells like something's cooking
Someone's barbecuing salmon
01:15.1
01:18.4
This is not the stage I wanted to play on Burning Man
01:18.4
01:21.5
Rhyme's so fire they got my brain damaged
01:21.5
01:24.8
Is it still cool to do the Ice Bucket Challenge?
01:24.8
01:28.1
I'm so bleeping sick of censorship and Photoshop
01:28.1
01:31.2
That's easy for you to say
When will the double standard stop?
01:31.2
01:34.1
Flash that natural ass a lot
It's fuzzy like an apricot
01:34.1
01:38.0
Sure, I'll get to that as soon as you get off that apple box
Aye!
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01:39.6
Black turtleneck sweater, aye!
01:39.6
01:41.1
I'm an innovator, aye!
01:41.1
01:42.7
A Steve Jobs cosplayer, aye!
01:42.7
01:45.8
Get these bees away from me
I'm allergic to them, aye!
01:45.8
01:47.4
Does anyone have some raid?
01:47.4
01:50.8
What do straight horses eat? Hay
And they read Fifty Shades of Neigh
01:50.8
01:57.0
This La Croix, that Yoga Pant, that Malcolm Gladwell, Tina Fey
Listing stuff that white people love so they will not click away
01:57.0
02:00.5
That's enough fast rappin' for you bastards
02:00.5
02:02.3
Now it's time to play some password
02:02.3
02:04.2
The English dollar would be called...
02:05.0
02:05.9
Bryant's brother?
02:05.9
02:06.8
"GREG GUMBLE"
02:06.8
02:09.1
Axl Rose once sang "Welcome to..."
02:09.2
02:10.1
"THE JUNGLE"
02:10.2
02:12.4
In his early films, Hugh Grant always acted...
02:12.4
02:12.9
"BEFUDDLED"
02:12.9
02:13.9
You store things in...
02:13.9
02:14.6
"THE CLOUD"
02:14.6
02:15.5
Not a wizard, but...
02:16.4
02:17.0
A show about the queen
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02:17.9
"THE CROWN"
02:17.9
02:18.6
Drake dances like a...
02:18.6
02:19.6
"DRUNK UNCLE"
02:19.7
02:22.0
Big Sean is always talking out of...
02:22.1
02:23.1
"HIS BUNGHOLE!"
02:25.8
02:27.7
THE KEY OF AWESOME!
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02:32.8
Hey everyone, thanks for watching The Key of Awesome #121.
02:32.8
02:38.1
And if you like this video, click that like button and be sure to subscribe to The Key of Awesome for more videos.
02:38.2
02:41.9
And, you can buy this song on iTunes as well as all of the other Key of Awesomes,
02:41.9
02:49.0
and if you're a Patreon supporter, you can get those songs anyway, so, go to patreon.com/thekeyofawesome
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02:58.8
to be a Patreon supporter, if that's something you might be into if you want to support us and to buy a lot of things like this fake beard.
02:58.8
03:05.4
All these wonderful people are Patreon supporters, they're wonderful. Let's sing a sing for Patreon supporters.
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03:06.7
You know the song we were singing? Of course.
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03:17.0
# Patreon supporters
You are (gibberish) Patreon
