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Risitas - Las Paelleras (Original video no Subtitles) 720p HD upscaled

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One day I went up to my friend Ayaz and said:
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"Hey, hurry up, that belly of yours has to go away. What are you waiting for? Sign to a gym."
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Then I told him: "Listen...
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...you're clearly obese, you need to get off that flesh if you want to date girls."
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He rolled his eyes and told me he needs "Lefort 3"
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"Lefort 3"
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Lefort...
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While he has 30kg of fat on his face
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Lefort...
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They need to peel his skin, break all his facial bones, screw all those bones together and then put all of his fat back again on his face.
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I asked him "How will that get you ioi's?"
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And then he said, he literally said: "I don't know."
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You can't even see his facial bones, that's how fat he is. Imagine...
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WHY?
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Lefort...
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Even his fat ass. If I had his thick ass I'd fuck myself.
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Not only he's fat, he's also autistic who can't make eye contact with girls.