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MICHAEL: This is regular milk,
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and I'm gonna tell everybody
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that it's breast milk.
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BRIDGETTE: Oh, my God.
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MICHAEL: Take one.
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BRIDGETTE: Yes.
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MICHAEL: What are you looking at?
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[inaudible]
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Well, wanna do a little cheers, Jenny.
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A little toast.
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I would do wine, but
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we're parents now,
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we drink milk in this family!
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JENNIFER: Cheers.
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MICHAEL: To Mia.
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JENNIFER: To Mia.
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MICHAEL: To Mia.
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That's breast milk.
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BRIDGETTE: Ugh!
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[chuckling]
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THE BREAST MILK PRANK [music playing]
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[spitting] How was it?
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JENNIFER: You're a f*cking *ssh*le, dude.
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BRIDGETTE: We drink breast milk now.
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It's healthier.
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JENNIFER: Yeah, ok.
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I don't want anything coming out of your breasts.
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MICHAEL: To Mia.
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JENNIFER: It really is "To Mia", huh?
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MICHAEL: How was it?
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BRIDGETTE: I think it's sweet, personally.
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MICHAEL: It's really delicious.
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JENNIFER: It is VERY sweet, but...
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MICHAEL: Jenny!
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Do me a favor.
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Do me a favor.
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Clean the breast milk off my floor.
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CINDY: So we, like, finished that pizza.
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MICHAEL: I know. We sure did.
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CINDY: What's this for?
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CINDY: Milk?
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Why are you giving me milk?
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BRIDGETTE: We just had cake.
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MICHAEL: Yeah. Cake.
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CINDY: Is it whole milk or is it, like, skim milk?
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BRIDGETTE: It's-
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MICHAEL: It's skim milk.
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Have a big gulp, Cindy.
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'Cause that is the best breast milk in Summerville.
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CINDY: Breast milk?
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MICHAEL: Bridgette pumped it like 20 minutes ago. It's fresh.
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CINDY: What?
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MICHAEL: Bridgette pumped it like 20 minutes ago. It's fresh.
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It's actually-
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CINDY: I do not want breast milk.
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How could you guys do that to me?
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MICHAEL: Well, you may as well finish it.
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BRIDGETTE: And, it's good for you, right?
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MICHAEL: Alright! Drink up, Cindy!
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MICHAEL: It's milk! It's regular milk, obviously.
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BRIDGETTE: It's regular, normal milk.
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MICHAEL: Just finish it so we can wash the glass.
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Yeah, it's actually breast milk.
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BRIDGETTE: It's not really.
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[inaudible]
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CINDY: If it was, it'd be warm, Michael.
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MICHAEL: Well, we chilled it.
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She pumped it last night.
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J.C.'s 18, so,
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he's getting a little bit too.
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BRIDGETTE: Oh, yeah.
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MICHAEL: J.C.!
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MICHAEL: Come here real quick.
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People do know this is regular milk, right?
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[chuckling]
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BRIDGETTE: Oh my-
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it's regular milk.
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MICHAEL: They know, though, right?
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it's regular milk.
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MICHAEL: This is regular.
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It's not breast milk.
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What do you think about your niece?
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J.C.: She's adorable.
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MICHAEL: She is, uh, pretty adorable, isn't she?
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BRIDGETTE: Aww!
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MICHAEL: She is, uh, pretty adorable, isn't she?
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BRIDGETTE: I know.
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MICHAEL: So, we wanna do a toast,
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Can't give you alcohol.
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You're not old enough to drink yet.
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J.C.: Yeah.
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MICHAEL: That's breast milk.
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MICHAEL: Bridgette pumped it this morning.
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It's fresh.
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BRIDGETTE: Ugh!
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MICHAEL: Hey,
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Marlin, that's breast milk.
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BRIDGETTE: Aww.
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MICHAEL: This ain't the same cup Jenny drank out of,
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BRIDGETTE: I hope not, dude.
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MICHAEL: How's your cake?
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TINA (MOM): It's good.
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MICHAEL: Well,
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got you some milk.
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Nothing better than milk to go with your cake.
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[inaudible]
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You want a little more milk?
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It's a breast pump!
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TINA (MOM): Eww!
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MICHAEL: That's breast milk, Mom!
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Why are you crossed tight?
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You just had a whole glass!
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Want some more?
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TINA (MOM): No!
