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The allies have have withdrawn all army units
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intelligence reports men in working dress
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are marching towards here
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00:11.2
All of our best-looking women including Eva have gone adrift
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00:15.8
reports indicate that rum and beer supplies are running low
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00:18.7
Working dress? So we are talking tradesmen, ordinary men.
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00:19.2
This we can survive.
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00:21.5
They will eventually have to go back to work.
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00:24.9
Mein Fuhrer
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00:32.0
They are Jacks
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00:37.8
British, Australian, Canadian and Kiwi Matelots
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00:54.3
All chocwits,
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00:57.1
and malingerers
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00:59.1
Leave The Room
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01:14.3
Are you fucking kidding me!!
01:15.1
01:17.6
Who let those cunt's off their ships?
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01:19.0
Fucking Jacks
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01:21.3
We are royally fucked now!
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01:23.7
These bastards will take everything from us
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01:27.5
Our women will be ruined
01:29.0
01:30.8
What self-respecting Frau will fuck a German man now?
01:30.9
01:34.1
These cunts are better trained than our SS
01:34.2
01:40.0
They survived training at Cerberus, Raleigh, Saint-Jean and Devonport
01:40.3
01:42.7
Mein Fuhrer, my reports tell me that most of these men are drunk
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01:43.6
You fucking imbecle
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01:46.1
The more they drink, the more cocky they become
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01:48.3
Mein Fuhrer, I am told they are mostly supply branch sailors
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01:49.7
Keep digging a hole Fritz
01:49.8
01:52.5
They are the toughest of the lot
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01:54.4
Their command keeps them in important jobs
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01:59.9
If left to their own devices they would rule the world
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02:01.5
Imagine everything running that efficiently
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02:03.0
Why do you think the other branches are unstoppbale
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02:07.9
One fucking cook has more intelligence and guts than you cunts
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02:11.1
Let alone their stewards,
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02:13.0
they are the ones that really run the show
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02:17.1
elite operators everyone one of them
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02:23.3
All kitted up by the finest jack dustys you have ever dealt with
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02:28.9
Please tell me they have left their stokers behind?
02:29.9
02:30.8
No wait they will be the ones in drag
02:30.9
02:34.7
That is where all our men are headed.
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02:36.1
They love the weiner schnitzel
02:41.0
02:42.7
Then theres the dabbers
02:42.8
02:46.2
Dumb as fuck the lot of them
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02:47.5
But each one as big of a mountain
02:47.6
02:52.4
How are our boys going to deal with them
02:52.5
02:55.7
But all of them are so good looking no matter what branch
02:55.8
03:02.2
Place a curfew on all women, once they have been with jack they will never come back
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03:07.3
Don't worry I know a way out
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03:16.1
So this is how it ends
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03:20.0
At the hands of matelots
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03:23.6
At least we were defeated by gods who walk among us
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03:26.0
there is no dishonour
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03:32.0
Message Churchill
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03:33.1
I will surrender
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03:42.1
We can not defeat this force
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03:48.4
The best we can hope for is that our children do not grow up to join the RAF
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03:55.9
I miss my other testicle
