Stark and I play our first game of Hell Let Loose. Goes on for ages. 40 people on each side. I'm runnning around shooting the baddies and getting blown up by artillery.

We win. Post game shows combat effectiveness score. Guess how many points Stark had?

ZERO

Zilch

Did't hit anything with a single fucking bullet.

25 minute game. Fighting over one command post at a time. Never even hit a tank.

I tried to screencap, but he left as soon as we saw the metric.

Whole game the enemy was in front of us. He was even using the assault class. All he had to do was brrrr in their general direction.

Last few minutes half our team threw down smokes so that we could run all the way up to their HQ unimpeded.

What a beautiful metric. Not a single fucking point. ZEEEEERRRROOOO.

I'm sure if they used negative points he probably would have been on the board.

The game told him he was of absolutely no use to the team.

So much worse than any burn I've given him