00:19.2
00:20.5
Changes in the list of the world’s oldest people.
00:20.6
00:22.7
Thank you, Frau Junge.
00:38.3
00:39.2
Oldest people leaderboard updates.
00:42.9
00:43.6
This just in.
00:45.1
00:50.3
Chiyo Miyako has died on July 22, 2018 at age 117.
00:51.1
00:54.2
Giuseppina Projetto also died on July 6 at age 116.
00:54.8
00:56.8
The oldest living person is now Kane Tanaka.
00:58.4
01:03.6
She was born on January 2, 1903, making her 115 years old.
01:04.3
01:06.6
This just in. Giuseppina Projetto and Chiyo Miyako are dead.
01:08.9
01:11.5
No one born before 1903 is anymore with us.
01:11.8
01:13.4
I’m honestly shocked about both of them.
01:14.1
01:18.0
Giuseppina Projetto appeared to be in good shape.
01:19.0
01:21.5
Chiyo Miyako seemed lively in images of her too.
01:22.1
01:24.2
Though, she was actually 114 in them.
01:24.3
01:26.9
I agree with Hewel. Them both dying this month is absurd.
01:27.0
01:31.8
This means the 1901 and 1902 year of birth cohorts have both gone extinct.
01:33.2
01:36.3
You have got to be shitting me.
01:37.8
01:40.2
CHIYO MIYAKO AND GIUSEPPINA PROJETTO ARE BOTH GONE?!
01:40.7
01:44.5
THIS IS LIKE JANUARY 2007 WHEN WE LOST 1891 AND 1892 IN FOUR DAYS!
01:44.6
01:47.8
SHORTLY BEFORE THAT, 1890! WE JUST LOST 1900!
01:48.4
01:49.7
The Fuhrer is ranting again.
01:49.8
01:52.6
The new world’s oldest person, I presume?
01:52.7
01:54.6
It’s now Kane Tanaka.
01:55.5
01:56.6
What the serious fuck?!
01:56.7
01:58.6
How did we lose more year of birth cohorts?!
01:58.7
02:01.9
I was born in 1889!
02:02.0
02:03.8
And Goebbels…
02:03.9
02:08.7
You were born in 1897, but you may just be half dead!
02:09.5
02:10.4
What the fuck?
02:12.1
02:14.4
How did Chiyo Miyako and Giuseppina Projetto die?
02:16.1
02:18.0
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY BOTH DIE?!
02:25.1
02:27.5
The person born in 1889 must be the other Hitler.
02:27.6
02:28.9
Not to mention the other Bormann was from 1900.
02:30.2
02:32.0
But our actors were born much later than that.
02:33.1
02:35.4
We will live much longer than 117.
