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This is the draft for the next game.
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00:07.7
You will be playing Radiant mid Meepo against a last pick Huskar.
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Top we have Jenya with sober David supporting and bot is Arch hard carry with Smokegank as position 5.
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That's fine. Arch's PL will carry us to victory.
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00:25.1
Mr. God Gamer...
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00:29.3
The Dire...
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00:33.8
The Dire have 3 immortals and a smurf who's sniping.
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00:36.4
Our chances of winning are slim to none.
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00:58.8
Everyone leave except the loli guy, the drunk, Jenga, and the arms dealer.
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01:14.2
What the hell is this?!
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01:18.6
What kind of broken matchmaking caused this?!
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01:23.5
Now I'm forced to play mid with a useless hero against a freaking Immortal.
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01:28.4
Let alone a last pick Huskar.
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01:30.9
I will get owned and then I'll mald.
01:31.0
01:37.9
And when I mald I start banning plebs who get excited to see me fail at every opportunity.
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01:40.5
Especially when I lose middle with my pepeg supports.
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01:42.6
Mr. God Gamer, it is not the plebs' fault you are playing bad.
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01:45.8
Of course it is. I can't miss a CS or they KEKL.
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01:48.3
Mr. God Gamer, you will end up on a Reddit thread.
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01:51.8
I don't give a shit about that soy website or their threads.
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01:54.8
They're all 2k noobs.
01:54.9
02:04.4
Have they ever tried being judged by millions watching as they try to stay calm playing with Megacucks doing garbage plays?
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02:08.0
I deal with this crap daily and this is my reward?
02:08.1
02:13.8
They can't even be bothered to sub for less than 2 dollars a month but they can mock me?
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02:22.2
I even go past my bedtime once in a while. All for their free enjoyment while I am poor and struggling.
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02:29.5
I just want to have some fun.
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02:31.5
Make a legendary build,
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02:33.9
do a little trolling,
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02:37.1
and then own some noobs.
02:40.5
02:42.0
God damn it.
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02:48.0
God damn Gaben and his beta game that he won't fix after 10 years.
02:48.1
02:52.9
I have been screwed over and over looking like a fool to all the women in chat.
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02:55.4
And then the Megacucks start talking back.
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02:59.4
They talk back when they know I am malding.
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03:02.9
I feel like they want to see me explode.
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03:07.6
It's ok, Yuki. He is not talking about you.
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03:17.6
I guess there is no point in playing.
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03:23.5
I must admit defeat and get laughed at.
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03:27.9
One of you will tank.
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03:34.6
And the rest will be banned.
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03:49.4
Also let chat know that I am not refunding any of their Fat points. I do not care if they bet win or lose.
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03:55.5
Play Lepo Lepo.