00:14.0
00:17.7
Honey, the guys are asking if we can raid tonight.
00:17.8
00:21.6
You see, we only killed the boss one time on Tuesday and we have a checkpoint saved.
00:22.2
00:29.9
Deviantboi, ThePugeHenis, and madpeon still haven't gotten the raid exotic so we really need to do this.
00:30.0
00:34.8
This is the same raid you wasted three hours doing in challenge mode for a useless, Timelost weapon?
00:44.6
00:50.7
But the Timelost weapons give +3 to stability, range, and handling.
01:07.0
01:23.6
Leave the room if you're Rivensbane, Flawless, or Unbroken.
01:26.1
01:32.9
Why the fuck are you still playing Destiny 2? It doesn't respect your time!
01:33.0
01:37.8
We could be playing GTAV, pulling off sick heists and making millions of fake dollars!
01:44.2
01:52.1
Bungie keeps stringing you along, promising you new content but all they do is re-release recycled content from Destiny 1.
01:52.2
01:54.0
This whole season, you've been doing a seven year old raid.
01:54.1
01:56.7
But they added champions and added secret chests.
01:56.8
02:00.0
A chest that takes 20 minutes to unlock. And it drops useless shit like mods.
02:00.1
02:03.0
But Vex Mythoclast is back and we all need to get it.
02:03.1
02:05.0
The same Vex Mythoclast that can't kill shit in PvE or PvP?
02:05.1
02:08.2
They ruined everyone's favorite gun from D1 by making it a shit linear fusion rifle!
02:09.0
02:14.0
Not to mention the drop rate! It's probably 5% and bugged just like Eyes of Tomorrow!
02:14.1
02:17.7
It only took you what, 69 tries to get that useless fucking thing?
02:18.1
02:27.0
Not to mention JohnRabbit got banned out of the fucking blue while cheaters keep shitting all over people in Trials.
02:27.8
02:30.9
And then he keeps giving them real money to buy more useless cosmetics.