My Fuhrer, we have compiled a complete list of all the cuts to your benefits and perks.

A Vice President here received a $45,000 bonus for taking your sick leave and parking space.

Another VP eliminated the Recreation Center and was given another $45K and your Mom. He has been pimping her for $3 at the flea market.

Well screw those clowns, I'll retire and start my pension.

My Fuhrer... Your pension....

Your pension was raped in 2014. It will not buy you one can of dog food per month.

If you voted for Trump, you can leave now. Democrats stay.

How could we have been so STUPID as to vote Democrats into power? We had no inflation under Trump!

It's bad enough the beancounters slashed my benefits, but Bidenflation has made what is left nearly worthless!

But the inflation is due to the pandemic and Putin's war...

Horse crap! Biden is the cause of this catastrophe!

My Fuhrer, Biden is trying!

Yeah he's trying - trying to DESTROY us!

He's an idiot!!!

A marmot could run the government better, if we had voted one in maybe I would have some hope of retiring someday!

When the company slashed our benefits, I kept working!

Retirement was so close! I was fully vested!!

Now Biden has killed that dream!

I don't even have a cubicle to cry in anymore!

I remember when our money had value.

I remember when my life - my LIFE had value!

But the beancounters and Biden robbed me of both!

When I was young I didn't need sick leave, but now I'm old and I don't have any!

I had to go back to work after my colonoscopy and crapped on the carpet. I blamed the intern!

Since the company outsourced the janitors, there was no one to clean it up! It's still there, fossilized!

Visitors keep asking us if it's Biden's head!

Don't worry, Biden's head is still in his ass.

It's like a nightmare.

I wanted to retire so bad. But I'll have to work here...

...til I die.

And all of you... will too.

And as if Biden wasn't bad enough --- Kamala is going to be even worse. Way worse!

We're so screwed.