00:02.1
00:09.5
The team social went ahead as planned.
00:09.6
00:16.8
We considered options for Berlin but since Covid we had to look at other options.
00:16.9
00:22.9
The most responsible thing to do would have been to stay at home. Away from crowded places.
00:24.0
00:29.8
Boss.. We errr..
00:31.2
00:39.3
We all decided to go to London instead. Now 9 of us have Covid 19.. it's the Omnicron variant.
00:53.7
01:01.4
Everyone out except Batesy, Andrews, Jones, Sinnead, the one with the crippled hand.
01:12.5
01:18.3
What the actual fuck! I can't believe how fucking irresponsible you are!! FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE!!
01:18.4
01:22.5
For shits sake I sat in my pants at home alone.
01:22.6
01:25.1
Eating frozen chips from the bag and drinking Jacobs Creek.
01:25.2
01:29.0
How the hell am I going to explain this to the bosses.
01:30.2
01:34.4
They're already fucked off with the vehicle situation.
01:34.5
01:38.6
None of you fuckers can drive more than a mile without smashing one of those cars up.
01:38.7
01:40.0
Tactical contact my arse. Now this!
01:40.1
01:42.9
Boss. We adhered to government guidelines.
01:43.3
01:46.0
Bullshit government guidelines. They're all made up to keep the sheep in their pens.
01:46.1
01:48.4
Boss. We wore masks and socially distanced.
01:48.5
01:55.0
I don't care if you were having cheese and fucking wine.
01:56.0
02:04.6
Because of this irresponsible behaviour I'll have to go and beg protection group to cover for you garbage officers.
02:04.7
02:09.5
I can see the smug look on their faces now when we have to ask them for help.
02:09.6
02:13.5
I'd rather be dead than ask them for help with this shite.
02:13.6
02:21.3
Which one of the you shit cunts caught it and spread it around.
02:27.0
02:28.7
Maybe they will test negative on a PCR.
02:29.4
02:33.6
How long does that take?
02:33.7
02:37.3
If the tests are negative maybe we can pretend this happened at training.
02:42.1
02:48.3
We'll say training was work related so it was ok to mix together.. because it was work related.
02:48.4
02:53.2
We could say it was all the feltching they made us do there.
02:54.9
03:00.0
All that sweating to level 9.4 it's almost fucking believable.
03:00.1
03:02.8
Mixing us together in a sports hall what were they thinking.
03:04.2
03:08.0
They're not all bad drivers, just that one really bad one.
03:14.4
03:17.0
I would have gone too if I'd got an invite.
03:17.3
03:24.7
I have some tweed. This is the 5th year no one invited me.. It hurts.
03:31.8
03:33.8
Jacobs Creek is my friend.
03:40.0
03:48.0
Maybe I can make up for it on Princy's leaving do.. I have to get invited to that.
03:53.6
04:00.0
Thats if I'm not totally ass fucked by then.