The plan tonight will be to head to Lil Daddy's for some food, have a hurricane or two

We will then bar hop for a few beers on the route back to the condo

Then we will swing by the Mardi Gras parade to see some boobs

Ben... the Parade...

The parade ended hours ago, you missed your chance...

Troy, Allen, Free, Daddy, stay... everyone else out

THE BOOBS WERE THE ONLY REASON I WANTED TO COME DOWN HERE!

big ones, small ones, IT DIDNT MATTER!

the girls would probably have daddy issues, but who cares

I could have been their daddy for one night

But now because of you Idiots, I wont be seeing any boobs on this trip

Ben, you have the internet, you can see them online

Its not the same thing Troy!

Ben, you need a Bonk

I havent gotten laid in months, I need to see boobs

And now i have the server at Lil Daddy's calling me a little bitch, because I cant drink more than two Hurricanes

But she decided to make my drink extra strong, and then has the audacity to say im only kinda cute

My only remaining chance to see some boobs is to visit that scumbag down at Envy

$250 for a table

I could get a night with the Poop deck bartender for that amount

guys trip... i bought these new clothes for the women

$175 for a shirt and sweatshirt

and i forgot to use any promo codes so i wound up paying full price for this shit

It's okay Carol, he's glad he met you

we have golfed everyday in the cold and wind

but the sight of breasts would warm up anyone on the coldest of days

all of my wishes have been ignored

Maybe it would be best if I stayed back with Kobe. We could roam the town for beads and pray for a miracle

Lets go Brandon