Sir Steve, This week we have Market Harborough in the Semi Final of the county cup. We have beaten then once but they are posh and wear tweed so it will be difficult to win again

They are the ones surrounded by fields and sheep?! What's the team looking like?

Sir Steve,

Sir Steve, the squad is strong but Sonny is still latched on to a girl in Cardiff, Jake is fighting the Russians and our Caddy is in London watching people dance in costumes

Are you being serious?! Nathan, Arran and isuppose Worthy you better stay too

Are you being fucking serious?! What did i tell you, don't let Sonny hug any more trees! I hope for your sake Max has stopped getting hand shandys on the dancefloor and for you Matt Worthy the next time you mention that Gloucester girl or being in love you're out. And for you Caddy booking a fucking show at the most important part of the season what were you fucking thinking?!

Sir Steve, i'm sorry i didn't think it was possible to get to the semi final.

I don't give a fuck what you thought you were wrong you little piece of shit

Sir Steve, but Jay doesn't even know what a lineout is and Toby is scared of his hairline

I don't give a fuck about them. What i care about is you not believing we could win the leaqgue and cup double! You were too concerned about pleasing Molly. You've let Josh impregnate her what more can you give her?!

All season! all season me and Nathan have busted our bollocks to help these lads and your too busy playing bob the builder or watching fucking Lion King!!!

We've dealt with Matt pretending he's billy big balls because he's played first team, Seb kicking off because someone touched his rugby ball and even that Jinko touching girls. I've had enough of it!

And that Molly, keeping you away from us she has a lot to answer for!!

I've had enough!! I stopped beating Woody up because i felt sorry for him but you have no excuse! Go and enjoy Lion King, I hope Scar throws you off a rock you little shit!

And if you think we are telling you the result you can do one!! You can wait until that prick from Hinckley posts the results

I don't know what more i can do! i flew to Lithuania for Ignas now he tells me he's scared, I tought Matt Worht how to pull birds now he's moving to Gloucester and as for Adam Painter.. I like him but if his dad mentions the police or retirement one more time!!!!

Now please tell me someone has told Katie i won't be home on Saturday night

Now lets look ahead to Saturday. We have beat them once so we can do it again. They are no match for us if we switch on and play the Vipers way.

Lets hope to god Tyler turns up on time!

And for the rest of them lets hope they are focused otherwise every single one of them is rolling the dice and if that Woody says one word he's getting a left right goodnight.

See you tomorrow