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Loren: Coming into this season i had a plan
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04:22.8
Trade away position players... Studs...
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04:27.7
for top SP talent. Why? because it is easy to find position players in FA
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04:28.7
These fertadas are idiots.
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04:30.7
Straight Chumps
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04:34.4
3 Trades Later I have SP that should put 35 pts up each start.
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04:37.4
Then the season Starts...
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04:41.0
I don't get my first win until Week 3.
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04:57.7
How the hell have i won three Championships?!
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05:04.8
I have never seen a team so bad in my life
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05:09.7
I make some more trades to fix my issues
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05:14.6
I told myself that it is early in the season and that these guys would snap out of it
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05:19.5
But Guess What?
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05:24.4
These fuckers have won me two games all year.
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05:26.8
I can only beat Tim and Caleb.
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05:28.7
That is like playing me in golf!
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05:39.3
I cant even get 2 starts a week because my guys are all 6 man roations.
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05:47.8
i mean sure i can trade them away.. but who would want these idiots?! they cant get 10 points
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05:56.4
i mean i tried for a while
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06:00.6
I said these guys will definitely figure it out.
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06:08.9
But seriously... Listen... if any of you are looking to trade hit me up. I can help you out..
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06:13.2
I can trade you a top Pitch...
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06:18.6
I can't even say it without laughing
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06:25.6
Cant remember my lasy Quality Start
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06:36.9
If i showed anyone my fantasy team this year
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06:39.9
They might think that curt was a better fantasty manager.
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06:45.6
But we all know that retard is drafting half of the braves team every year.
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06:49.3
And thinks he has a chance to bring it home.
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06:54.4
If he found one in a towed car maybe...
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07:00.0
Yet my shit team lost to him this year.
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07:04.9
How bad can this year get?!
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07:14.0
i just keep telling people i am getting ready for football.
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07:18.3
So have you given up completely on Baseball?
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07:23.0
I mean..... If these guys want to trade anything i am all ears
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07:25.4
I could maybe still sneak into the playoffs
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07:29.6
If my Aces can figure it out soon.
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07:34.5
who the fuck knows
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07:39.4
Do you want to talk tra...?
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07:46.1
I have a lot to offer you...
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07:57.4
you want 4 points every 6th day?