Matt (4 eblade TB): ok that was bad so here's the plan: we gg out and go to beer study, here it is

Beer Study

Matt: Personally, I plan on getting the asparagus covered in panko

and I think ian is high enough to order everything on menu

Beer Study

Dire Ancient: bois we got this, focus on the game! Might need you to buyback though dusa

dusa: -856 gold for buyback

Matt: Mein ancient

Dusa...

Colin: Dusa got BDS, bought a rapier, fed the rapier to the sniper.

We all got wiped. No one has buyback

(dire glyph activated)

Mr. Bones, auryce, and creeps, get out

dusa: -795 gold for buyback

<-Taco McTowel / Pudge->

Are you fucking kidding me?!

We were up 2 lanes, all we had to do was not throw!

Let me guess: pudge hooked the underlord into all 5 of you

[barracks full of dire creeps knowing their lives will end painfully and in vain]

<-Mr. Bones / auryce->

All I requested was bobbo on ss

instead you give me taco who hasnt played dota in 2 years and is so high I swear I saw him eat a dog treat

to be fair we're all kinda gummied

why is everyone high all the time these days??? We live in a society!

Mein ancient, have you ever tried it? it's pretty great

No you fucking imbecile i'm an ancient I can't get high

beer study

you make heralds look like professionals

axe missed more calls than luke's cell phone, ian can't remember how to play, pudge hooks the beefy one to us, matt has 4 eblades and dusa got bds and lost a rapier

This is even worse than when jeremy thought pugna with shard would totally ruin a phantom lancer

How many times did you die to the riki? After all these years you still don't carry enough dust

You just had to deny the aegis didn't you, colin? Aegis on rapier dusa isn't good anyway

At least Bobbo in the trees won't actively work against us. Where's my uruk hai????

Any buybacks ready?

i'm guessing yall're saving it for next game

Great, they're marching mid and attacking our T3

Dusa: -420.69 gold for buyback

(incoherent screechings of an ancient that knows that his eons of existence is soon to be wiped out due to 5 bois clowning around)

Maybe they will go for megas instead of winning, that radiant ancient is an ignorant slut, after all

Nope there they go, ignoring barracas, going for T4s

Where's my glyph?!? Oh I know where it is!

Ian just used it because a cheesy poof was on the keybinding

Luke: It's ok bobbo, we'll dnd soon, I promise

stacks of beers waiting patiently to get crushed

team mittenses

What a sad pathetic group of men you are

you truly, truly disgust me. Really, you're all horrible

I mean it

(2nd T4 falls)

^Colin looking for the joint he rolled earlier^

Taco and Pudge already thinking about how to throw the next game

Dusa: -367 gold for buyback

We should have just done fish strat like colin wanted

Pass me the macho jug please, kampff

jajajaja

Happy DnP #5 <3 auryce