Mihai and Mario tell me

Hurry Up! Invest in crypto! Altcoin season is coming! Biggest investment opportunity in 4 years!

Small black Friday dip, everything is on sale!

Im up 20 bucks in 1 day, we're about to make 100x

Bitcoin crashes by 30% in 2 hours

it's true

it's true

I just put in 1000 bucks earlier that morning

It's true

Omicron came and bit everyone in the ass, these South Africans telling Pfizer to stop sending vaccines cuz they have goat milk instead

Meanwhile Crypto Banter is telling us to buy more Luna cuz it's on sale

And Bitcoin, Bitcoin is still dropping

And im still putting in more money

Don't even know what it does

It's true

But apparently it's on sale so buy more

Come on! Check Newton again hopefully Bitcoin went up by 50 cents so I can sleep well at night

I need to start my own pyramid scheme just like Bitcoin did

Bastards!

But seriously, buy more cuz crypto is the future and VR is gonna take over, people are already buying properties in the Metaverse

I can't even afford a fake house

I can't

Forget about it

No way man, you thought a house in Vancouver was expensive, forget it

It's true

For a fake, for a fake house

Next thing you know im on the streets in real life and virtual reality

I can't believe I listened to these guys

Next they'll tell me to short Tesla, fucking conspiracy theorists

And you listened?

And I listened man

Biden doesn't have long to live either

I bet he has crypto too

I should just leave the country with all my valuable coins

Do you have a lot of valuable coins?

No but they were all on sale so one day when we fix global warming they'll be worth a lot of money

With the inflation I might even be able to buy a lunch

Low risk high yield my ass

You should invest in crypto

What you don't trust me?

Im just trying to get more guys into it so I don't feel so stupid