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Several states are banning abortions,
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including Mississippi, Texas, and Missouri
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Abortion clinics have been closed here, here, and here
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We can count on Justice Ginsburg to overturn these laws
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When is her ruling expected?
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Mr. Biden ...
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Justice Ginsburg ...
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Justice Ginsburg died over a year ago
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and was replaced by President Trump
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The Supreme Court has just overturned the Roe v. Wade decision.
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I just pooped my pants
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Someone go find Dr. Jill Biden
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Truintertudinationaldepressure!!!
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Badakathcare!!
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[Inchorent senile babbling]
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[Unintelligible ravings continue]
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Corn pop can't keep getting away with it!
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Someone needs to put Justice Thomas in his place
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Ever since those days at the Delaware swimming pool
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Calm down Mr. President!
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Your butt will be wiped soon!
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You tell me to calm down!
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When Corn Pop just shut down all the Planned Parenthoods in red states!
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Mr. President, abortions are only a small part of Planned Paren...
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Fetal tissue is where all the money is!
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Listen, fat!
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[unintelligible]
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Why couldn't Justice Ginsburg retire when Obama was president?
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Are you telling me Donald Trump was able to appoint three justices to the Supreme Court
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in only four years?
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We haven't even got our diversity hire on the court yet
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I didn't create the most extensive voter fraud organization
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In the history of this country
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Just so that Roe v. Wade would be overturned by the Supreme Court!
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Think of all the promiscuous women that make up our base
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That will now have to actually know who it is
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That they are getting in bed with
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If we can't keep operating abortion clinics
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In minority neighboorhoods
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This country will become some kind of racial jungle!
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I don't want that for my children!
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It will be ok, Jane.
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You won't get pregnant if you keep your pants on.
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I couldn't stop Clarence Thomas from getting on the Supreme Court
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Even with my attempts at a high-tech lynching
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Were no match for Corn Pop.
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First I lose the 10% kickback from Burisma
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and now this
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At least we can keep working on guns
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Let's start writing legislation that requires a special reason to carry weapons.
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I would like to see Justice Thomas try overturning that.
