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We've all been gathered here today in this war room
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to discuss our recovery plan to execute when our K2 license key expires
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We have Phil here with us from K2 Support
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Who is a K2 expert, and should ensure a smooth update of the license key
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and we've made sure there are no known issues with the key correct?
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there's a known issue involving 37 character license keys which expire beyond Dec. 31, 2022
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Everyone needs to leave
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the DBA guy
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This is an absolute outrage!
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How could you all let this happen again?!
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I've been a K2 customer
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since the three of you were in diapers!
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we pay good money every month
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to make sure things like this never happen
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I even brought it up jokingly with our Account Manager that we might consider buying a Premium entitlement soon!
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But sir the alternative is K2 Cloud which is filled with bugs every new Update they release
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I don't care about K2 Cloud!
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I need an on-prem server!
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it's not that big of a deal
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of course it's a big deal
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I have a racquet ball tournament tonight that I'll have to cancel
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This happens way too often
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First it was the Developer license issue
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which we had figured out a way to scam them and not pay for a Non-Prouduction version
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and they went and fixed it right under our noses!
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and now they go and pull this crap
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and introduce a brand new licensing issue!
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The only thing that can make this worse
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is if we get locked out of K2 Management
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because Bob the DBA guy is a complete moron
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The man couldn't write a query to update the license key in the DB if someone had a gun to his head!
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The only thing not making my day worse
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is that Phil is here
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and he is a K2 expert
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Well versed in all areas of K2
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The rest of you...
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are hereby demoted to the lowest level of Developer Interns, and from this day forward
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will work on rebuilding our old 4.7 workflows using the new HTML Five Designer
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and you can't use JeyLabz!
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you will work day and night dragging new steps onto the workflow canvas!
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until each of our 37 workflows have been rebuilt!
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the new workflow Designer is a lot better
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Phil is here to save us though
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we are confident your expertise will resolve this issue for us
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Right Phil?
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At least we don't need to install any new updates
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Please tell me Phil
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that we won't need to run the K2 Setup Manager again to resolve this
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because I hate running the K2 Setup Manager
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Get the Licensing team on the phone
