Get That prick on the phone!

Eddie...George has only been gone two days.

I hope you're calling to ask how he's getting on.

I'll pass you over to him, he's just settled in, here you go.

Pass the fucking phone!

Don't be so rude. That's your brother!

Ya Ya, just pass me over to him.

Oi faggot, can you send down the PS4?

No.

Please. I'm begging you. It's been so boring.

I thought mum was buying another one?

It was just another bluff to shut me up. Dad says the Xbox is fine - well it's shit.

I've got more important things to be doing ed...

You've got loads of quality games, like Fifa 12 and NBA 2k13. Plus me having it stops you from going on it so much. It's actually a good thing. Can you pass me to mum please?

Your taking the piss you turk. Until you send it down, I don't want to hear about you again - even if you've died. Kill yourself you faggoty ballbag!!!

He's dead to me. And no longer one of us. How dare he take away my fun, and then make me use the shittier console in his absence.

Eddie there are other things to do you know, like take the dogs out or wash the dishes.

Fuck off.