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We've been busy looking at the best options of getting you into a Bronco
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00:06.6
This dealership has two mannequins for sale...
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and 45 minutes away is an Outer Banks abandoned reservation, although the ADM is over $20k.
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I don't need to worry about that. I was a Day One reservation back in July 2020
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00:23.4
Um, about that...
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00:31.6
It seems that Ford has changed the way they prioritize build and delivery
00:31.7
00:36.5
It's based on how many Explorers your dealer has sold
00:49.6
00:55.2
Anyone who did not reserve Day 1, get the hell out of here now
01:08.7
01:14.4
What the hell is this crap? They promised early reservation holders would be treated as top priority!
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01:20.9
What the hell is the point of reserving something if it doesn't guarantee you a spot in line?
01:21.0
01:25.8
A system like this does nothing but punish small dealerships and screw the customers!
01:27.8
01:32.6
Why give us the option of all these badass add-ons, and not tell us until it's too late that these will cause excruciating delays?
01:32.7
01:35.3
They tell you to build it the way you want, then months later they tell you to strip it down to basics if you want to get it before 2027!
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01:38.0
Sir if you'd just consider the soft top
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01:41.1
That works for summer but what about when it's cold?
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01:43.1
ADV Fiberglass has one
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01:46.0
I'm not going to let them string me along for 6 weeks just to find out how much it costs!
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01:57.8
I can't believe I've been waiting over 500 days, and I keep reading on Bronco6G where someone walked into a dealership in January 2022 without a reservation and already has a damn build date!
01:57.9
02:03.2
I can't keep clicking "Like" on someone's production pictures when I don't even have a VIN!
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02:07.7
Or read about someone's off-roading adventures or family road trips while I'm stuck driving my Tercel!
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02:14.4
And don't get me started on the people who can't tell the difference between the Bronco and the Sport, and think you can just pop in and buy one
02:14.5
02:17.0
That's not a Bronco, it's an Escape on steroids!
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02:24.0
Somebody tag Mike Levine or FoMoCo and see if they can fix this
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02:29.9
I know there's a pandemic, but this rollout does not have to be this disfunctional
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02:39.7
I want my hardtop, I want my Sasquatch, I want the tow package, and I want a 2.7!
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02:44.6
I suppose I could drop the mid package, but my wife really likes the ambient lighting
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02:53.7
She pretends I'm the only one that cares, but then she insisted I get Cyber Orange
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02:59.0
I always thought it looked kinda yellow...
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I could switch to another dealer, but mine promised in writing there'd be no ADM
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03:19.0
Maybe a Rubicon would be faster
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But I don't want a Jeep
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03:39.0
I can drop down to a 2.3 I guess, but I'm not sacrificing the rest of my build
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03:50.0
If I could just go back in time...