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Lehigh Valley ran another successful clinic
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This time it was with a champion track and field star down here
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It was hosted here where I'm pointing, right in our backyard at Muhlenberg College
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Our attempts to block off these roads have failed. It was a huge success for them.
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By success, I assume you mean a small amount of kids got by
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Dr. Hauth....
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Plenty......
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Plenty doesn't even decribe how many.
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I would say over one hundred...
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The Following Stay Here: Adam, Greg, Graham and Boggs
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01:25.1
Over one Hundred! Plenty was your answer!? Over 100!
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This is the 3rd Impact Athlete Camp!
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How are we answering this one?
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And don't tell me were going to have another has-been do the same version of this like the last one
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You three are doing nothing to help make this program better. I have a bunch of pansies with no balls running this program.
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Adam: Hauth, I have been crushing it at BASD
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01:53.3
Screw you and BASD, N***a, Its garbage, were losing money
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Adam: Hauth, we just need to spend more money
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That's what we've been doing. We still can't match what they're doing.
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We Suck at This!!!!
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They keep signing relevant athletes, meanwhile we keep digging up graves to find any sort of corpse to be an ambassador
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And all they do is random autograph sessions
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The optics we keep using are starting to fade.. The public is starting to see us for who we really are!
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OUCH, MY F**KIN HAND!
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02:29.1
I should fire all of you losers. You keep dragging us down.
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I started this dept on my own. I sold a false dream to these schools. I sold bad sports medicine. And they bought it!
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Then I hired Adam.
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02:55.0
Its been all down hill since then. Our competition is winning
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Their model is better, their swag is better, they are pushing P
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The only thing we push is bad medicine, and now we are being exposed with our fake community optics
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We can't even figure out the basics of what they're doing, we just keep copying.
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Marketing Team: Its ok, we're just as bad
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All of our attempts to one up them have failed.
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I guess we should just continue giving away more money, its all were good at.
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We're losing this turf war...
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Greg, I should probably come clean.. we all know you like to be pegged. It's gross, but it's something we can bring awareness to.. It gives us an edge
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If that's what it takes.