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Alright, 50 bucks says I kick Bobby's ass.
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Hey, you tryin' to hustle me, Russo?
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Shut up and break 'em, will ya?
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I'll break you first. How 'bout that.
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Hey, easy, boys. I'll take all your money by the end of the night.
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Just let me play my song first.
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♪ I got my driver's license last week ♪
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Alright. Nine-ball. Corner pocket. Watch me.
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♪ 'Cause you were so excited for me ♪
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♪ To finally— ♪
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Wait, what am I listening to?
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"drivers license" by Olivia Rodrigo, man.
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Sounds like it's just some teen girl singing in her room to the piano.
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And that's the beauty of it. You got a problem?
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♪ And you're probably—♪
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So, what's this song, like, even about, even?
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Guess it's about a girl gettin' her driver's license,
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but it's bittersweet because
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it's somethin' she and her ex always talked about.
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That's what I guess, based on hearing it for the first time right now.
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Yeah, sure, sure, sure. I mean, if you want to get all literal, but uh,
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I mean, I think I overheard on the news or somethin' that
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it's actually about the kids from 'High School Musical?" I don't know.
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Uh, Vanessa Hudgens? Zac Efron? Sharpay?
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That whole crew?
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No, man. 'High School Musical,' The Series.
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Olivia wrote it about Joshua Bassett who's allegedly now with Sabrina Carpenter.
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Listen, man.
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♪ And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay ♪
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♪ Now that I'm gone ♪
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She's got a healthy belt.
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♪ Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me ♪
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♪ 'Cause you said forever ♪
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♪ Now, I drive alone past your street ♪
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OK! So, I'm not the only one.
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♪ And all my friends— ♪
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It's like she ripped a page out of my diary.
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I mean, notebook.
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I mean, plain brown leather.
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I can't read or write.
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[As elderly Italian gentleman]
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I got my driver's license 55 years ago.
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Why is this hitting me so hard?
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Okay, look. I don't wanna say nothin' too controversial, you know, but
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this is giving me Billie Eilish vibes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But the verses are, sorry to say,
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I mean, obviously it's Taylor Swift.
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Taylor is the rule.
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But it's also pure Olivia, man.
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[crying] It's pure.
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That's for sure.
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Dude, are you crying?
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Nah, it's just.
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Well, it's got me thinking about my breakup, like,
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maybe I'm Olivia,
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my bitch ex Gina is Joshua Bassett.
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And Sabrina Carpenter, like,
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that's that bastard, Enzo, from the garage.
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Hey, yo, bro.
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If Olivia's taught us anything, it's that pain
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can be creatively generative, man.
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Yeah. Like, remember when I lost 50 Gs on the Giants.
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That gave me, like,
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half my poems.
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I said it once; I'll say it again:
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Yeah, but Taylor's shifted away from the autobographical and now she's in the pocket creatively.
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Look at 'folklore,' man.
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Ultimately, she's a freakin' storyteller.
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Yeah, but I still feel it's Taylor. You got a problem?
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With you being purposefully reductive, yeah, I got a problem.
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[yells, shouts]
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Open your hearts and listen.
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We're about to get the bridge of our lives.
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♪ Red lights, stop signs ♪
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♪ I still see your face ♪
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♪ In the white cars ♪
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♪ Front yards ♪
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♪ Can't drive past the places ♪
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♪ We used to ♪
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♪ 'Cause I still freakin' love you, Gina ♪
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It's alright. It's alright, bud.
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Let it out.
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We're here for you. We're here for you.
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I need to hear that freakin' bridge again.
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♪ Stop signs ♪
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♪ I still see your face ♪
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♪ In the white cars ♪
