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00:02.2
Those damn encoders...
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00:07.1
From Day One, we argued with the Germans, telling them not to use COTS encoders.
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00:08.9
In this one telecon,
00:09.1
00:14.4
"My friends, hey! Get rid of that COTS crap. We can recommend a better one!"
00:14.7
00:18.1
But no. They shot us down.
00:18.2
00:23.0
Today, I get this email from the mechanism team about the Germans and their encoder burn-in tests.
00:24.7
00:26.9
They destroyed the entire batch.
00:38.1
00:41.0
They fried all 96 encoders!
00:48.2
00:54.7
So this burn-in test, they apply a voltage to all encoders in the batch for a long time.
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00:59.0
When they plugged it all in and hit the switch to turn it all on...
00:59.1
01:01.5
...the magic smoke came out.
01:05.5
01:09.0
THEY REVERSED POLARITY ON THE DAMN THINGS!
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01:16.0
Now the mechanism team is scrambling to save their schedule!
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01:26.0
If they had just listened to us, this kind of thing never would've happened!
01:29.0
01:34.0
The Germans have been a pain in the ass for two years, but karma finally came and smoked their shit!