Ok Blatter lets work out which club we can take over, may i suggest

You suggest tits maggie thats what.

I decide what goes on here you dick

what thinkin captain

I recon you can capture Arsenal seeing ive pissed on Arsene Wenger before

Well i've heard the soviets have captured a place in DTF again..Burritos is taking over Makhachkala

But hes going to be pushing shit up a hill i think

And What about Crippler?

Crippler. He can take the helm at borussia mönchengladbach

So how do we defeat Excelsior??

Do you think we should tank one team?

THINK

We tried that with Sligo where did that get us

Look the plan worked, crippler didnt deliver.

That prick running up the line with Ronaldo cost him

...and Bale on the wing

Ah FFS its not Cripplers fault.

ITS Gorey10

It always has been. look! cunt up!

Has anyone found a club.

for Mr Gorey 10

Stockpot County. Seattle. Grimsby Town. *Chatter*

Oh you cunts cmon theyre shit sides

Anyone at all have a half decent side more than 1 star?

It really pisses me how shit you all lot are

They won the cup too, we need to take action

A team outside Berlin. Braunschweig, they will be the team.

They are 3 starish and will be a tough test for any team

IF they put it good results. We should see Exclesior scrambling for points this season

Ah...Okay

Its done

My master

We better work hard on this sergent. If this doesnt go to plan we could be all out of the job..or even worse

Burritos better perform again with Roma, and he better manage those russians well

My master im sure he will try his best. But hes shit against Crippler

In Other news Gore Legacy has taken Arsenal. A Big threat, but it could play in our favour dropping Excelsior down

Fuck thats not bad aye?

Lets hope everyone is up for it. Are you DTF you cunt?

Because this is serious you know.

Sir we all respect DTF. Its the best league in the world.

Lets play. See you soon Excelsior