00:00.0
00:02.7
1P is conducting zero and qual here
00:02.9
00:07.1
2P is finalizing packing and 1750s here
00:07.2
00:12.4
Fury is conducting Troop Leading procedures here
00:12.5
00:14.9
And 5-73 is in their cowboy hats doing butt stuff after recovering from an ABN op last night, as usual
00:18.9
00:23.1
And I assume 3-37 and Tranch 1 are midway across the Atlantic?
00:23.2
00:28.0
AA6, you see...
00:30.9
00:37.3
3-73 and Tranch 1 have not left yet. They were not ready to get on the birds.
00:53.0
01:03.6
Devil Recon 6, 1P6, 2P6, and R6 stay. Everyone else get out.
01:13.4
01:19.0
We are supposed to be in Poland! We just told CNN and Fox news that 3000 Paratroopers are headed there!
01:20.4
01:27.3
You are over here conducting ABN Operations and telling me that one of those planes has not headed to EUCOM!
01:28.2
01:34.2
The Russians are waiting with over 100,000 Troops, 60 BTGs and their entire logistical support on the front lines!
01:34.8
01:40.5
And we can't get 3000 Paratroopers with lower back pain profiles and Chlamydia to a partner nation!!!
01:40.6
01:42.8
AA6, they cannot get on the plane. none of the waivers have been approved, PDHAs are not done, and none of the pregnancy tests are done.
01:42.9
01:45.3
Put the pregnant girls on the plane! We will need reinforcements in 9 months!
01:45.9
01:48.2
AA6, the Polish are not letting us in. All the Poles now have COVID and STDs from J&J Vader Paratroopers
01:48.3
01:52.4
We should have secure Kyiv by now! Not sitting at green ramp!
01:52.5
01:57.3
You are all incompetent!
01:57.4
02:02.2
Recon is still recovering from Off Post gunnery instead of on a plane!
02:02.3
02:07.1
None of this wouldn't have happened if the only Polish speaking Paratrooper wasn't blind right now!
02:07.2
02:12.0
And where they fuck is his waiver! Why does he have one for CENTCOM!
02:12.1
02:16.9
And we have 4000 Paratroopers that are still red on ANAM!!
02:17.0
02:21.8
The best way to prevent a country from being invaded, is to invade it first!
02:27.6
02:30.0
When I was in CAG we just got on the plane with money, M4s and body bags.
02:31.7
02:36.5
We would have killed all the AMSITs by now. If they are all dead there's no one to evacuate.
02:41.5
02:46.3
We would have killed all the entitled pets too!
02:46.4
02:51.2
We should be jumping into Moscow by now!
02:51.3
02:56.1
Putin is laughing at me! Shirtless on his horse laughing!
02:56.2
03:01.0
He mobilizes his entire Army and we can't get 3000 Paratroopers with knee pain on a couple C17s to Poland!
03:01.1
03:05.0
We lost an entire company cause they are pending religious exemptions for COVID vaccines!
03:05.4
03:09.7
Don't cry. Unbeatable LGOPS don't cry.
03:15.4
03:16.2
I was the last Soldier to leave Afghanistan.
03:18.2
03:27.2
Now I will be the last General into Ukraine.
03:32.4
03:36.5
You say we have two weeks until we can leave?
03:40.5
03:42.7
When will we go to JRTC before Poland?
03:44.1
03:52.9
The Soldiers have cold weather gear this time. No mutiny will occur.
03:53.0
03:57.8
I'm also red on hearing.