(Epic music)

(BEEP)

*awkward silence

*Epic zoom in

What the HELL

Stepped on...

BRANCH?!

Oh, it's the new level! :D

They just released it, so many people complained that it was too easy

So they umm.. made

T H I S

*Insert Inception Bwaam here

(Again with the epic music)

(BEEP)

A leaf?

Was it poisonous?

(BEEP again) Nah, I think you press L2

(Too lazy to say Epic music again)

(BEEP)

*tosses hat on the floor

I HAVE TO BLOCK THE SUN

Epic boss fight about to happen

Finally! Some ACTION!

Steven, when you get so fat?

(BEEP)

*slams

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

You want some therapy?

Probably can just hold down the block button

Steven, when you get so fat?

*epic blocking technique

You still trying to be an actor?

(BEEP)

[Random Guy] Hey!

(BEEP)

(BEEP again)

*Too lazy to add BEEPS

WTH

Still? When is this going to end

WHAAAAA

Finally I can rest

Not again D:

Cute kitty <3

I'm done! Steven, get the cheat codes!

Wait, what? You don't want to beat it properly?

I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS

Ok, here's one: L2, circle, circle, triangle

Ok, L, triangle, square, sqaure, circle

Woah, woah! Is that a cheat code?

Looks like you, my friend, are in the wrong difficulty level,

See, we made this game mode for the 5 years olds in Asia

WHO KEPT BEATING OUR ... GAME IN 5 MINUTES!!

HOW ARE THEY SO GOOD?!

WE KEPT RAISING THE DIFFICULTY BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR THEM!!

I CAN'T EVEN PLAY THAT WELL ENOUGH THAN THE ... G A M E!!!!!

Let's take you back to where you should be.

Easy mode! :D

(B E E P)

*Epic zoom out

*stares

*clickety clackety